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I had a dream. A dream that I would rise to glory within the AWF and earn what was to be mine, the AWF Title.

Alas...the corruption of this company could not be overcome. With people like Blaster, Viewfind, O'Reilly, and Ghostal in control, there was no way I could succeed.

For that, I left. I trained. I spent half a year doing what was necessary to become a dominating force in the AWF, and the Rumble would be my ticket to the title match.

But no. Once again the forces of fate conspired against me. Moments after knocking out the Game, Sixswitch went for the underhanded move and eliminated me from the contendership spot, a spot that should be mine!

Who do I need to beat to prove this? I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. I know I will win.

It's only a matter of time until that belt is mine...
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YO YO YO!!!!! Strafe?!?


Yo man what da hell is strafe anyways? sounds like something you get on yo couch when you sleep with sixbitch's momma!


Anyways i'm sick of all you white boys that come out on dis mug and cry "oh whoa is me, i'm white and O'Reilly holds me back"

WE DON"T CARE!?!

I'm the only one thats getting held back for the color of my skin!
Im'a get da NAACP down here and you know you don't want that!
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Ha. I knew it was only a matter of time until the master of ceremonies himself arrived. I'm surprised you'd show your face after the numerous beatings I've given you during the course of our careers.

Unless you can give me the #1 contenders spot why don't you just back out and hang around with the other B-list wrestlers in the AWF?
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B-list?

SON YOU NOT EVEN ON DA LIST!?!


Anyways do you wanna start is all over again cuz as you can see i still got my boyz at my side, where is Pulp Faction? oh dats right we ran then right out of da AWF!
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Viewfind, the only thing the GPA has managed to chase out of the AWF is class and tact.

Members of Pulp faction were regarded as high value commodities during the draft. We were swept up my two shows.

The GPA was taken as 1 lump sum unit.
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Woah woah woah woah woah there just a second, Viewfind. The only thing you'd get from trying to sleep with my mother is the kicking of your life. Maybe you should try sleeping with Tempest's pet sheep instead - but then again, Tempest wouldn't be too happy about you sleeping with his piece of ass. Hey, maybe you three could have a threesome. I mean, the sheep might get pissed off, but it's only a sheep, right? Although having said that, the sheep could probably kick both your asses as well. Baa-aaa-aaa.
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Post by Halfshell »

Originally posted by Viewfind
I'm the only one thats getting held back for the color of my skin!


Yellow?

I've seen snow-covered albino polar bears that are blacker than you.
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Son!

You see dis "birthmark" on my arm will dats the color of my real skin playa the rest of da whiteness is the real birthmark!
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Birthmark? I always just chalked that down to the leprosy...
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Originally posted by Brendocon
Birthmark? I always just chalked that down to the leprosy...


:(


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Post by Tempest »

Boss .. this guys have a going at your skin again?

Get that lawyer on the phone and sue them for all they got ... A f***ing dirty sock and a cardboard box.
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Post by Xille »

Originally posted by Tempest
A f***ing dirty sock and a cardboard box.
Why do you want the sex toys that Ravage's momma and I use?
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Originally posted by xille
Why do you want the sex toys that Ravage's momma and I use?
Sex toys?

Son i can tell you a little boy now if you use a dirty old box on some hoe'z
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Originally posted by Strafe
I had a dream. A dream that I would rise to glory within the AWF and earn what was to be mine, the AWF Title.

Alas...the corruption of this company could not be overcome. With people like Blaster, Viewfind, O'Reilly, and Ghostal in control, there was no way I could succeed.

For that, I left. I trained. I spent half a year doing what was necessary to become a dominating force in the AWF, and the Rumble would be my ticket to the title match.

But no. Once again the forces of fate conspired against me. Moments after knocking out the Game, Sixswitch went for the underhanded move and eliminated me from the contendership spot, a spot that should be mine!

Who do I need to beat to prove this? I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. I know I will win.

It's only a matter of time until that belt is mine...



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Originally posted by Cyberstrike nTo
IC: Excuse me you are?


Someone who lasted longer than 30 seconds in the Rumble...
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Originally posted by Galvatron91
Someone who lasted longer than 30 seconds in the Rumble...


But someone who got his handed to him on a silver platter by Brend.

Not that much better, if you ask me.
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Hey hey hey. Let's not give that hack any more credit than he deserves. It was the Double S who dumped Strafe out of the Rumble.
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Post by Galvatron91 »

Originally posted by Bombshell
But someone who got his handed to him on a silver platter by Brend.

Not that much better, if you ask me.


That's funny...I seem to remember two goons and a pair of brass knuckles as a huge follow up to Sean setting the land speed record running out of the ring at the mere sight of me.

And how long did you last in the Rumble? Oh...wait...that's right...you weren't in the Rumble because Jinrai beat the living hell out of you, which is funny, cause Sean and I nearly killed each other and yet both of us made it out for the Rumble...
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Post by Bombshell »

Originally posted by Galvatron91
And how long did you last in the Rumble? Oh...wait...that's right...you weren't in the Rumble because Jinrai beat the living hell out of you, which is funny, cause Sean and I nearly killed each other and yet both of us made it out for the Rumble...


First off, I was never in the bloody Rumble. I was more concerned about beating the piss outta Jinrai that night. And if you have any concept of good taste, you'll never mention that name in that context again.
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Post by Xille »

Originally posted by Viewfind
Sex toys?

Son i can tell you a little boy now if you use a dirty old box on some hoe'z


I don't like you calling Ravage's momma that. I'm sure he doesn't appreciate it much, either.

As for the dirty old box... well, I couldn't find a paper bag.
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