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Old 2004-04-03, 02:47 PM   #1041
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*Boots Springsteen onto stage*

Bruce: “Heyah ffurfthurm hurhfm man”!

Auntie: “Just do what I paid you for Springsteen, or so help me i’ll swing for you”.

*Bruce rubs his butt and plugs in the guitar, he garbles unintelligibly into the mike*

Bruce: “This’m hrm furhm mym goodm brm GrmlOCK, y’know”.

*twangs poorly, huge images of Grimlock appear on screen behind*

Bruce: “Ah had a freynd wuz a big Basebarl player, back in highskool”

Auntie: “’Kin A”!

Bruce: “He cud throw that speedbarl buyah, make you look lika fool’boy”

*The big screen shows old home movie footage of Grimmy with his buddies in the Phantom Foundation*

Bruce: “Saw’m the uther naight down at this, rowdsaide bahr I was wawkin in, he wuz, wawkin owt”.

*images on screen intersperse with dodgy camera footage of Computron pissed, pulling women, then pissed AND pulling women! Auntie quickly boots Kylie on stage*

Auntie: “Get out there you Antipodean midget nympho and sing with Bruce”

Kylie: “Aow! thit hurt ya pommy bastard”!

Bruce: “We went back insaide sat down, had a few driynks, and all he kept talkin’ abooowwwt”:

Bruce & Kylie: “Glory days, well they’ll pass you by...”

*more images, this time of Comps beating up Ethan Hawke*

Bruce & Kylie: “Glory days, in the blink of a young girls eye...”

*Famous WWE stars are shown getting Grimmy’s autograph and posing with him for photo’s*

Bruce & Kylie: “Glory days, glory daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays”.

*Auntie tosses a large bomb onto the stage. It explodes in a cacophony of sound and light. Blood and entrails fly in all directions, some of which splat against the camera lens and, by stunningly improbably chance spell out “Happy Birthday Grimlock and Computron, hope you had a great time”.
 



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Old 2004-04-03, 06:25 PM   #1042
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Talking Only Aunty Slag Provides the Greatest Birthday Gift of All....

Total obliteration of recipients heroes....
 

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Old 2004-04-04, 03:11 AM   #1043
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Thanks Windy, that was gold.

Phantom Foundation. Man I forgot all about that until you mentioned it in there.

Good song choice too, I can kinda actually play it on guitar now too.
 

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Old 2004-04-05, 12:17 AM   #1044
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Hehehe, you know that I almost wished God Jinrai a happy birthday before I noticed that the real birthday boy is GodJinrai? So I upped that guy's thread instead.[1]



[1] Hope that's not against any rules.
 
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Old 2004-04-05, 01:39 PM   #1045
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*images on screen intersperse with dodgy camera footage of Computron pissed, pulling women, then pissed AND pulling women! Auntie quickly boots Kylie on stage*
Hurray

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*more images, this time of Comps beating up Ethan Hawke*
lol, as long as Segal isn't about

thanks Aunty Slag
 
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Old 2004-04-05, 01:39 PM   #1046
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*images on screen intersperse with dodgy camera footage of Computron pissed, pulling women, then pissed AND pulling women! Auntie quickly boots Kylie on stage*
Hurray

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Originally posted by Auntie Slag
*more images, this time of Comps beating up Ethan Hawke*
lol, as long as Segal isn't about

thanks Aunty Slag
 

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Old 2004-04-07, 07:39 PM   #1047
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Wait, optamis is turning 12 today? I thought you had to be 13 to post? (or s/he's 22 and has gotten the decade wrong when entering his/her year of birth... )

Well, in any case, happy Birthday to everyone whose birthday it is!
 
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Old 2004-04-07, 10:05 PM   #1048
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Happy Birthday, Lady Auros!



Start posting again?
 
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Old 2004-04-07, 10:13 PM   #1049
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Come on people. Everyone congratulate Lady Auros before the day changes in the States and Auros feels like it's okay to post here. This way it could look like Auros almost forgot her birthday and we can make him look bad!

Everyone!

Edit: Isn't this embarrassing. I almost forgot myself

Happy birthday Lady Auros!!
 

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Old 2004-04-07, 10:55 PM   #1050
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Come on people. Everyone congratulate Lady Auros before the day changes in the States and Auros feels like it's okay to post here. This way it could look like Auros almost forgot her birthday and we can make him look bad!
Erm, that was not the intention behind me posting early, really not! It's just that I live in Europe, so for me, the day started earlier.
 

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Old 2004-04-08, 01:57 AM   #1051
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Happy B-day Lady Auros
 
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Old 2004-04-08, 08:18 AM   #1052
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Erm, that was not the intention behind me posting early, really not!
But it was my intention.
 
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Old 2004-04-08, 02:02 PM   #1053
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It's my intention too.

Happy Birthday to Luke's lady...
 


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Old 2004-04-08, 04:19 PM   #1054
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Happy Birthday to Lady Auros, and Houbatron


Havent seen him around lately.
 

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Old 2004-04-08, 07:32 PM   #1055
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Happy B'day to Houbatron and Lady A.! (and everyone in-between I missed since my last post in here!)
 

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Old 2004-04-08, 08:23 PM   #1056
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Happy birthday to my sweetheart...I just wish I could be there this year. Damn classes...
 
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Old 2004-04-09, 12:25 AM   #1057
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I haven't had the pleasure, but Happy Birthday anyway.


 


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Old 2004-04-14, 06:38 PM   #1058
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Wink I turn 31 on Thursday the 15th (Apr.)

Good god I'm getting old.
 

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Old 2004-04-15, 02:07 AM   #1059
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I was thinking that, but not in an age sort of way.
 
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Old 2004-04-15, 02:47 AM   #1060
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Happy birthday people! Anyone heard from Houba recently, BTW?
 
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