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by Ignavus
Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:53 pm
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: challenge
Replies: 17
Views: 9284

Originally posted by Shockmeister
and order a toddler to urinate in it!



...I'll do it.
by Ignavus
Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:09 am
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: challenge
Replies: 17
Views: 9284

We see Igz and D-Ex in their locker room. D-Ex is lying on the floor in a puddle of his own drool, passed out, and Igz is upside down on the couch, barely conscious. The monitor shows whatshisface's rant. Igz pokes D-Ex. "Hey... D-Ex. There's some dude out there that wants someone to go out and face...
by Ignavus
Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:56 am
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: AWF Re-Genesis
Replies: 16
Views: 9452

OOC: The slackaz have their belts back, good as new! Good job, guys, hopefully this will be a rebirth for AWF. I'll post soon!
by Ignavus
Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Unforgiven actually looking respectable
Replies: 3
Views: 1341

Sorry for forgetting to do predictions!

Sounded like a decent show. Cena not being on Smackdown is dissapointing, but the picture of Trish locking in the sharpshooter is epic. Perhaps DX vs. the McMahons is over now?
by Ignavus
Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:05 pm
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: AWF: A new breed unleashed
Replies: 30
Views: 15475

Originally posted by Xille
Or, failing that, just job him to Igz. That's enough to make anyone cry.


You would know - having done it and all.
by Ignavus
Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:54 pm
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: AWF: A new breed unleashed
Replies: 30
Views: 15475

Originally posted by Viewfind I WANT MORE NAKED SEXY PIG FARM MATCHES WITH HAIRY MEN IN MUD! PLZ!!!!! So... you want to see Xille wrestle, then? Don't ban him, just job him like there's no tommorow until you break his spirit. Job him to inactive people. Job him to the ref. Job him to the announcers...
by Ignavus
Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:24 am
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: An open challenge to certain AWF "superstars"
Replies: 25
Views: 13479

2NLW represent!
by Ignavus
Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:36 pm
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: Archivemania Promo 1
Replies: 24
Views: 9940

OOC: Finish this up sooner than I planned since this thread is over. Part 3! IC: Igz looks up in surprise at Judge Death. JD: Greetingsss Ignoramusss. He raises an eyebrow. Igz: S'up? Why are you working as a bus driver? JD: I am not. I have incapacccitated the real driver, although none of thessse ...
by Ignavus
Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:02 pm
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: Archivemania Promo 2
Replies: 9
Views: 7632

OOC: Let me just say I'm now really excited for this show. Making it an Archivemania was a stroke of genius. But - just to clarify - before D-Ex and I get to making asses of ourselves - is that match for the Tag Team titles or not?
by Ignavus
Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:50 pm
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: Archivemania Promo 1
Replies: 24
Views: 9940

Part 2! Ignavus finds himself being carried away by a raging buffalo, while men from the circus chase after him, shouting things like "you're stealing our buffalo," or "that buffalo ran away from our circus!" Igz scratches his head, "I wonder where this buffalo came from?" He's pretty dense, appare...
by Ignavus
Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:47 pm
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: Archivemania Promo 1
Replies: 24
Views: 9940

OOC: D-Ex thought of the concept, not me. IC: We see Igz shuffling out of "senorlightbulb's dance studio" in a Judge Death t-shirt and pajama pants. He scratches, well, he scratches his crotch before his phone rings and he digs it out. "Yo, X... AWF comin back? I mean, yeah... I've been cashing the ...
by Ignavus
Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:16 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ecw! Ecw! Ecw!
Replies: 6
Views: 2259

Well, the debut show sure was... interesting. We had a bunch of hype for a WWE PPV, a great RVD line, a random stripper that sucks at stripping, Sandman satiring the Sci-Fi Station, and Trinity looking h-a-w-t! But the thing that is going to kill this real fast is being in Smackdown arenas. John Cen...
by Ignavus
Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ecw! Ecw! Ecw!
Replies: 6
Views: 2259

Kurt Angel has also thrown out an "open challenge" to anyone in a four, six, or eight sided ring. Hey TNA - you just got burned.

This looks more like a WWE vs. ECW card than an ECW card, which is fine, I guess. Whatever.
by Ignavus
Mon May 29, 2006 4:31 am
Forum: The Archive Wrestling Federation
Topic: AWF- A Weak Federation
Replies: 9
Views: 4526

OOC: Ah... a lot? IC: Oh, it is time again, my friends. We cut to the back, where we see a locker room door that reads "Serial Slackaz," but it has fallen off its hinge. The camera moves past it and we find Ignavus and D-Extreme in the locker room. This is no ordinary locker room however. There are ...
by Ignavus
Mon May 15, 2006 6:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: World Class Championship Wrestling-For us old guys.
Replies: 4
Views: 2599

active topic... AWF?

>head explodes<
by Ignavus
Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: WWE Backlash Predictions
Replies: 3
Views: 1659

WWE Title Mach - Cena (c) vs. Trips vs. Edge I still hate that the WWE Title is on Raw. Cena is just too compelling as champ (whether you like him or hate him) to drop it. Winner: Cena The McMahons vs. Organized Religion Foley coming out and pointing out that Foley Is God would be great, but it'll ...
by Ignavus
Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: WrestleMania beginning to come together
Replies: 45
Views: 7363

It's just a name. This is wrestling, rules aren't really enforced.

I'm angry that the triple threat got screwed for time, and Cena vs. HHH went on last.

That's why I didn't buy it.
by Ignavus
Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: WrestleMania beginning to come together
Replies: 45
Views: 7363

Prepare to be dazzled with my keen insight and dazzling wit. Yes, I said variants of "dazzle" twice in one sentence. Torrie vs. Candice - Playboy Pillow Fight I love how Joey Styles keeps pointing out that there aren't even rules for this thing. And Coach keeps burrying him, like he does with everyt...
by Ignavus
Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:42 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: WrestleMania beginning to come together
Replies: 45
Views: 7363

Originally posted by -Predaking- Shawn Michaels v. Vince McMahon Vince will win. I disagree! This is an absolute formulaic rendition of "heel owner makes face's life a living hell, only for face to get final victory" story. Vince even said it was the highway to hell, for jimmeny cricket's sake! Sha...
by Ignavus
Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:53 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: WrestleMania beginning to come together
Replies: 45
Views: 7363

True, but I thought it would be different in that instead of waiting with the shot, it would be used right away.