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I caught AIDS off jack.

Vernon Kaye is a ****.

I imagine a number of people on the board would love him.

It's great, I nearly got it the other day.

I must go back and take further advantage of Virgin's 5 DVDs for £30.

Now, I think he's fairly funny...

But for ****s sake C4, do you have to put him on the cunting box every 5 ****ing minutes?

He's now really starting to piss me off!

c) express my contempt? Public forum, friend! Day 3: Tossed off many, many times today. My room absolutley stinks. Wont be tossing off tomorrow however. I wanked so furiously and so often that I actually snapped my banjo. I have to go to hospital to have it fixed. Cunts want to put me to sleep for t...

Originally posted by Claypool Lies, you've already gone to bed. Stop trying to act like such a hard ass. I agree. I find this thread woeful, I mean how pathetic is it? **** loads. Sit infront of a webcam for a week, tape the lot. That would be unbelievably stupid, the act of the true king of all cu...

I liked mallrats, it has a charm to it.

Dogma is imo unfunny, basically ****.

Jay & Silent bob was okish. in parts.

I'm stoned and I read comics! YAY!:\

Oh jesus, D2 was absolute **** my friend, if you think that's good you need your head checked! I watched it yesterday, I just wanted to kick the **** out of every one of those cunts. Remember the Titans was on later - that I had never seen either. It was a far better example of a sports film. Dude w...

'Dude' is really bad!

Mighty Ducks - never really paid much attention to the first one, the second one was absoulte cock. I'm guessing they got worse.

3 Ninja kids... I'd pay to see the cunts in that burned alive. That would be beautiful.

edonkey is good.

Originally posted by onearmedrich All the Tim Burton films i have seen have been deeply dissapointing, like finding dog ****e in your own bed. Plant of the Apes? Batman? Willy Wonka? What did we do to deserve these monuments to utter ****e? Can anyone name a 1/2 decent film? Batman is great. I dont...

Dont cheapen this!

4 wins on the spin baby!

I'd say the installs us as certs for the league!

Redknapp's started well hasn't he?

I know it's wrong... But I find it so funny that Graham Rix nonced up his mate's kid - what a ****! He primed her then claimed he thought she was 18!?!??!! Bollocks mate, you're doing bird! I only hope he got bummed and a stariwell nonce bashing. I loved pointing this out to a clueless Chelsea fan -...

It's just a competative league. One of the key ingredients that the top clubs have is consistency and mental strength.

Most of the other clubs can beat each other on their given day. They can be quality one week then bollocks the next.

It is very frustrating.

Best team ever ever ever...

loses?

Nah...



Oooooooooooooh, hang on....



Oh well!

Sulli was(is?) fat a nd crap for us and then Chelsea. Robbo has been great for us so far. I watched Euro 2004 - very big stage, difficult oponents. Rooney was exceptional in that tourney, afaic he is a great prem player he just lacks match experience. He has not played consistently, that is all. Jet...

Got a pair of those in silver for £40 (on sale for £120 at the time), lovely cup of tea.

These are mine:

"that's enough out of you" "SHUT IT YOU SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAG!" "ya mum, ya dad, da one you neva had" "I change into a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine" "with a packet of sweets and a cheesey smile, wengotron's a ****ing peadophile" "let's make ...