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HOw many times can I respond to my own post without being banned/warned? Let's see!!!!!!!!!!! Let's not I might go to sleep now, but will probably refresh to see if anyone likes my story of' He's a WANKER and I am NOT WANKER'

PS - I f I posted this in sprts accidentally. Portsmouth are ****ING ****HEADS too. Discuss.

Hint - They are crap and in crisis.

because I tapped my mouse with my elbow and it hit the back button FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING **** ****. Basically I was typing that my boyfriend is a ****ING WANKER and I am not a ****ING WANKER so **** EVERYONE. Thoughts please. PS - Previous post explained how I was wonderful and boyfriend was anti-wonder...

Originally posted by Wildrider Portsmouth have spent 11 million on Spurs reserve team and someone called Benji something or other and there still pants! (That must make up for Walcott). People, people. You have a lot to learn about Portsmouth. Rumour has it that even Harry is on loan. Why do you th...

Guess it's time for an analogy. You know those little dust mites that are crawling all over your bed? They don't bother you much, unless you have asthma, or you start to think about them being there and they make you start to itch unnecessarily. But other than that, pretty harmless. Now imagine if t...

Oh dear lord. Yes, I'm completely unreasonable for not wanting to see a big blob of urine on my boyfriend's pants. Perhaps I'll request a golden shower tonight. After all, it's sterlile!!! Why wouldn't I want the stuff all over me? Can't beat the smell of warm ammonia.

Yes, I may have pissed all over the place accidentally due to my lack of attention when I was 10 (don't know if you read the Brownies part) but that's a bit irrelevant because I obviously cleaned myself and my surroundings up thoroughly afterwards. Or my mum did. The point of the thread was not cari...

Originally posted by DrSpengler Oh, and I piss in the shower. Can't help it. Actually, I'm ok with pissing in the shower. My brother says he sometimes pisses in the bath (???) which is just a big no no. You need to make sure you go before you get in the bath even if you don't need to go, because yo...

Originally posted by inflatable dalek The problem with cricket is that it just goes on for bloody ever... Why can't they just finish the game in one day like other sports? Agreed. Or preferably in 90 minutes. Nay, 5 minutes. And why is it that whenever England/Britain does reasonably well at someth...

Ok, so here's something I've only noticed recently and quite frankly, it disgusts me. Men seem to pee standing up, then have a little shake and pull their pants up. Not so keen on the idea of the standing up part as it tends to go all over the seat, which is gross, but the fact that men usually pee ...

It's a site advertising our villa in Florida. My brother made the original site for me a while back, but we came across a problem with our domain: http://www.gladhost.com/index.php :laugh: I think they went out of business and a disgruntled customer hacked their site - either that or they're brutall...

Originally posted by Cyberman Why are these files all BMP? Jpeg would be better, smaller. Agreed, I'm on dial up at the moment (god, how do people live like this?) and have been waiting about 5 minutes for the picture to load. I would love to go to Cedar Point, but why did they build it in Ohio? An...

Originally posted by -Predaking- This IS sarcasm coming from your right Sixy? At least I hope so. Well, partly. I don't think it necessarily means world peace, but I did quite like some of the Backstreet Boys stuff, I own one of their albums (Backstreet's Back, of course). :o I do accept that a lar...

Ahhh - thanks guys. My simple brain is used to thinking enter = new line, but I had a quick look at the coding page and saw it was indeed coding it as a new paragraph. Before, I had tried deleting the paragaph coding it was entering but then my text all ended up on one line and I wasn't sure what co...

Yes, the title is supposed to convey a lovely joyous feeling, because you know what? THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE BACK! Did anyone else notice that the downfall of the great boyband era, which began with Take That and ended with NSYNC, coincided with the downfall of peace on earth? I mean, there were no ...

I'm trying to make a website, I'm quite proud of myself so far because I don't know what I'm doing but have somehow managed to create something passable. But now I'm having a problem with spacing. I'm trying to type an address in the format of the one below: 12 TFArchive Road TFArchiveton TFArchives...

That's us down next season then. Not only are we axing Shaka and naming Chalkias our number 2 (thank god for small miracles - he's only going to be number 2) which I kind of knew would happen, but we aren't renewing Steve Stone's contract - Jesus H Christ! He's only our hardest working player, the o...

Yay! I love ice cream! Never tried apple or pear flavour, I can't imagine that it works. :confused: Seems like the whole mixing orange juice and milk will make you sick type concept. I am a big fan of strawberry cheesecake Haagen Daz (sp?), but before that my absolute favourite was Walls Raspberry R...

I think in this country, a lot of people don't understand the difference between legal immigrants, illegal immigrants and asylum seekers and it really pisses me off. Legal immigrants are only granted permission to live here if they work in areas where there are shortages, such as nursing and bus dri...