

I guess whether as Megatron or Galvatron, Soundwave was always the right-hand man for the Desepticon leader.
Originally posted by Rurudyne
Remember the Junkion that kissed Grimlock?![]()
Originally posted by inflatable dalek
Oh, that was so sexual.
Originally posted by Tetsuro
You just enjoy the mental image of surly constructicons singing YMCA, don't you?
Originally posted by Rurudyne
Now ... had Elita-1 planted a big smooch on him ... maybe that would've been different.
Originally posted by Cliffjumper
I lost about 10 IQ points reading this crap. I mean, has this place merged with Seibertron and no-one bothered pointing it out? Remember when I said I was going to try being nice? Sh!t like this is why I never make it... too many of you are too dumb for me to bother.
I guess I've just got a silly streak in me.Marcus tugged at the collar of his tux - annoyed by how tight is was. Suits were always like this ... one big reason he liked Salvation Army hand-me-downs so much - that and you didn't have to worry about the material stretching or shrinking any more than it already had. Comfortable from first to thread bare last.
Looking up from the map he saw an ornate pair of doors just ahead.
Well this is where the note from my live action role play group said to come. I can't believe I let my character - Lord Kreston - get into this situation ... still he is a true gentleman! And a gentleman must doooo ...
A moment to get into character and ... showtime!
The doors parted to reveal a chapel of sorts ... stained glass depicting cyantians in various religious activities ... oddly there was what appeared to be a Jewish ceremonial awning at the far side of the room. Bounty was there in a priest get-up save for a proper prayer shaw and skull cap ... then there was the "bride" in an all concealing dress ... Man, Jules really went all out for this ... Wonder who she borrowed it from? ... Surprised Bounty's here ... Didn't think he was into role playing ... probably in another group.
Equally odd was the fact that no one else was there ... oh well, they are probably all watching it on some vid screen nearby.
Marcus took his place.
"Ummm ... son," Bounty began, "are you sure you want to do this?"
"If I do not," he boldly proclaimed in character, "then I should regret it for the rest of my life!"
"Very well ... and I'm sorry if my Hebrew is a little rusty ..."
Bounty began a Jewish wedding oration.
How odd! Lord Kreston is a Scottish Presbyterian! Oh well, not every game goes perfectly!
Dallas - as Mr. Fidgety - should come bursting through that door at any moment.
Any moment now ...
Ahhh, any moment ...
Dallas?
Whenever you are ready ... we are almost through here!
What a sick joke! Making me sweat out a whole "wedding ceremony" in this blasted tux! I'm just glad Bounty isn't a REAL priest anymore ... isn't he?
<Now pronounce you man and wife!> (translated from Hebrew)
Well, role play is about the unexpected ...
Marcus and Jules crush their glasses ...
<You may now kiss your wife.>
He lifts the veil ... but it isn't Jules ... IT'S CESILEE!
"Oh my beautiful husband! I will make you so happy!"
And with that she kissed him full on the lips all while purring loudly.
Originally posted by Cliffjumper
I lost about 10 IQ points reading this crap.