Who wants a Sam Witwicky figure?

Zizicez · Post by **Zizicez** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:04 am

cuz I do!!!

the only problem there is that we would also get a Mekeliaieah figure, and a sam's dad figure, and a sam's mom figure with masturbation conversation action.

should their be ANY human toys?

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:26 am

You know what? As much as I didn't think the whole masturbation discussion was funny*, I would pay money for a Sam's Mom figure, with a stand, or something, that says "Well, we don't have to call it that. We could call it Sam's happy time." when you press a button.

I don't think a Mekeliaieah (yes, I did cut/paste that) figure would be so terrible.

About the only way I can see human figures selling, is if they did some kind of repack of '08 Bumblebee with Sam and Mekeliaieah (and I'd have to know about it before I bought that particular figure, in order to really want it. Though, I have debated buying an additional BB for my desk at work . . . ). On their own, they probably wouldn't sell to kids.

*My reaction was more along the lines of "Heh. Cheap laughs. Cute," accompanied by a nervous laugh that really has only been rivaled by the collective audiences nervous laugh, when it was implied that Leonidas and his wife were having buttseks, and it went a little too long. I watched 300, for the first time with a girl, who was kind of like a younger sister, to me. Awkward! Anywho, I suppose that might be a quasi-natural conclusion, but any parent with sense wouldn't blurt something out, like that. Of course, the mother does come accross as a bit of a whack-job, for humor's sake . . . I think I've rambled enough about his mom and other sundry uncomfortable subjects. I'll stop, now.

Markus · Post by **Markus** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:12 pm

I want a Megan Fox figure.

Does that make me weird?

G1Starscream · Post by **G1Starscream** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:58 am

No, it makes you male.

Gouki · Post by **Gouki** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:44 am

Originally posted by G1Starscream
No, it makes you male.

I thought Maggie was more attractive, personally. Maggie vs. Frenzy boxset?

Maraudermus Prime 2 · Post by **Maraudermus Prime 2** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:47 am

I want Lord Chumly.

Then maybe a Sam.

Prons · Post by **Prons** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:27 pm

If it comes with a cube and a "Sam put the cube into my chest" grip. :P

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:33 pm

Originally posted by Gouki
I thought Maggie was more attractive, personally. Maggie vs. Frenzy boxset?

Maggie? Who's that?

Gouki · Post by **Gouki** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:39 pm

Originally posted by Prons
If it comes with a cube and a "Sam put the cube into my chest" grip. :P

The Aussie chick.

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:40 pm

Ahhhh . . . yeah, she's not so hard on the eyes, either, and probably closer to my age.

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:53 pm

No.

The only talent I want to see is big, hunky and MADE OF METAL! Sheesh, why bother with the squishies?

SimonMK · Post by **SimonMK** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:10 pm

I want a Mikaela (Megan Fox) figurine. >_>

Markus · Post by **Markus** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:22 pm

Originally posted by Gouki
I thought Maggie was more attractive, personally. Maggie vs. Frenzy boxset?

How about a Maggie vs. Mikaela catfight box set?

Did I say that outloud?:D

AbyssKiller · Post by **AbyssKiller** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:24 pm

I rather have a human size Mikaela or Maggie figurine or doll.

G1Starscream · Post by **G1Starscream** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:25 pm

Originally posted by AbyssKiller
I rather have a human size Mikaela or Maggie figurine or doll.

So basically, youwant one of those blow-up dolls with the mouth like this:o ?

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:24 pm

Boys, boys, boys.... There are younger people out there reading this and running off to ask mamma what you mean... You really want to get them into trouble and bring the TFArchive into disrepute?

Strike the latter. We do that anyway :rolleyes:

The only looker in the movie was Lennox. Oh, and Mojo was cute.