What's the stupidest thing ever?

Sir Auros · Post by **Sir Auros** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 7:40 pm

I can't believe you omitted Rock...

I went with cybersex. Although loans instead of grants sucks too.

Post by **Hound** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 7:55 pm

I'm torn...

You should've made this a poll where you can click more than one answer.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 8:18 pm

Sunglasses inside. Unless there's a medical need, it's just inexcusable. Or you're hungover.

Sixswitch · Post by **Sixswitch** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 8:33 pm

Loans instead of grants. I mean, come on people! Although sunglasses inside does come a close second.

-Ss

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:25 pm

Cybersex. It's quite pathetic when you're trying to talk about something in a chat room, while a bunch of pre-teen kids are describing sexual acts.

1SoundWave1 · Post by **1SoundWave1** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 9:42 pm

I went with Marlboro lights only because no one else picked it
But also because they are the same damn cigarettes except with a different name and sticker on them
But I would also say cybersex is pathetic and wearing sunglasses inside is not making people look cool either as for loans instead of grants what can say

Plasmodium · Post by **Plasmodium** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 10:28 pm

Autobots.

Auntie Slag · Post by **Auntie Slag** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 11:24 pm

I voted for Sunglasses also. I've seen this in so many American TV shows and films.

The most recent (and perhpas stupid) example of this was in 'The Dead Pool', which was the second Dirty Harry film I think. I'm not entirely sure if that was the name, but it was the one with Clint Eastwood and the three vigilante cops.

It was the scene right at the end where they persue him on their phat 'Chips' style police Harley's into the old, docked cargo boat. Its pitch black inside, clint's killed one of them, so the other two are pissed off. They go chasing after him in the dark, wearing their damn mirror coated sunglasses and police cycle helmets, so that rather cunningly, they can neither see nor hardly hear him as he creeps up and beats the s*** out of them.

Morons.

Getaway · Post by **Getaway** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 11:38 pm

New labour, why don't they just call themselves by what they are conservatives.

DrSpengler · Post by **DrSpengler** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 11:44 pm

I selected Tenoh for all the right reasons.

Post by **Hound** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 12:38 am

Originally posted by DrSpengler
I selected Tenoh for all the right reasons.

ditto

Sixshot · Post by **Sixshot** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 1:39 pm

Sex Text Messages. I mean, really. Stop. Now.

It was close between that and wearing sunglasses inside, but at least people who do that are instantly telling you they are a complete tosser to be avoided at all costs. Saves having to find out by talking to them, which can be physically painful.

Tenoh...

Zombie Dave · Post by **Zombie Dave** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 1:42 pm

Could you possibly add 'the danger wank'?

THat is, to have a wank in an extremely dangerous place... i.e. in your room, with the door open... Call mum up first, then start...

Pretty stupid... But worth at least 1.30 hours discussion at the pub yesterday.

The Green Knight · Post by **The Green Knight** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 2:08 pm

Sunglasses inside rules. Annoying, sh*theaded-people can't see you rolling your eyes or looking away when you have to deal with them, and then they won't start whining, and then you don't have to go to court after punching them in their stupid, empty heads. Anything that helps you avoid the brain-drain of dealing with morons is not stupid.

And I think the stupiest thing ever is a tie between Cybersex (for losers who found that stupid phone-sex-crap to be overstimulating) and Autobots (Death to the Autobots! Power to the Decepticons Forever!!!)

angloconvoy · Post by **angloconvoy** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 2:28 pm

Originally posted by Zombie Dave
Could you possibly add 'the danger wank'?

THat is, to have a wank in an extremely dangerous place... i.e. in your room, with the door open... Call mum up first, then start...

Pretty stupid... But worth at least 1.30 hours discussion at the pub yesterday.

Creepy. I had the same 1 and a half hour discussion in the pub the other night myself...

Oh and new labour or sex texts....hmmm. And only one choice.

Zombie Dave · Post by **Zombie Dave** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 2:35 pm

What was the best one you came up with?

We had a few...

Find out when your parents alarm goes off, beat it by 1 minute, get up and knock one out right outside there bedroom...

Go to your birds house, mum opens door, oh, she's just getting ready, would you like some tea?

Yes please... prospected in law goes to make tea. Drop your kecks in their living room and ransack your dignity! But be quick!

On an empty tube between stops...

Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 5:08 pm

Wow, Tenoh's really starting to pull away from the pack...

Strafe · Post by **Strafe** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 5:23 pm

Originally posted by Zombie Dave
What was the best one you came up with?

We had a few...

Find out when your parents alarm goes off, beat it by 1 minute, get up and knock one out right outside there bedroom...

Go to your birds house, mum opens door, oh, she's just getting ready, would you like some tea?

Yes please... prospected in law goes to make tea. Drop your kecks in their living room and ransack your dignity! But be quick!

On an empty tube between stops...

I can already see a bad TV show about this.

"Extreme wanking!" and your host Snarlos...

Starscreamsghost · Post by **Starscreamsghost** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 7:40 pm

Chris Rock by a mile. I've worn sunglasses inside twice, both because of extreme hangovers. It helps! Cybersex is idiotic, but anything with "sex" in the title is still better than Chris Rock. The guy's entire comedic routine revolves around how many times he can work in the words "black" and "******" and proceed to beg the audience for laughs...

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