Goddamn, ROFLZMAO..this is a hilarious story...

Plasmodium · Post by **Plasmodium** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 4:20 am

http://shtick.org/Misc/ryans.htm

Possibly offensive to some, contains....sh!t humor...lol...

Strafe · Post by **Strafe** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 4:50 am

hahahaha!

Blues Clues · Post by **Blues Clues** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 5:00 am

What a poor bastard! All things considering, he handled it pretty well!

Dinobot · Post by **Dinobot** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 5:42 am

Well if hes going to be greedy enough to have four helpings...

Silly Cow · Post by **Silly Cow** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 10:17 am

Another chapter in the book called "Thank God it didn't happen to you".

Scarrita · Post by **Scarrita** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 2:16 pm

OK now my sh!t related story, in no way as eloquently put as that one was:

This was about seven or eight years ago, I was working as a dishwasher in the local K Mart's "Family Restaurant", and anybody that has worked in a restaurant knows that the dishwasher does all the sh!t work, litterally this time. Anyway it was a little after lunchtime and it had slowed down a bit so I was catching up on the buckets of lunchtime dishes and one of the waitresses comes into the kitchen and asks me to clean up a mess in the ladies room. Me being naive about public restrooms at the time I just figured that some kid had probably wadded up a bunch of toilet tissue and stuffed it into one of the toilets... I couldn't have been more wrong.
I had never been in a "ladies" restroom before so this was kind of a new experience for me (yeah, I lead an exciting life, OK). Well I walked in and everything looked fine. There were two stalls in the room, I opened the first one and everything looked fine, so I went to the next one opened it and proceeded to dry heave for about two minutes. When I finally cought my breath I walked out of the room and back to where all the waitresses were waiting for my reaction... You see, someone's ass had exploded all over the back wall of the second stall and there was feces covering the entire back wall and I was the one expected to clean it up... NO! it just wasn't going to happen. So I put an "Out Of Order" sign on the ladie's room door and left it for the night time cleaning crew to take care of.
Well, the store manager found out what happened and he came to the kitchen and proceeded to yell his ass off at me for not cleaning up the "mess". I, being the obstinate asshole I can be, told him to walk into that restroom, take a look at that mess and then tell me that he expected me to clean it up... He didn't come back after visiting "the mess".
Later an assistant manager, on break, came to tell me that I did the right thing and that Chuck, THE manager, had given a call to the cleaning crew manager and told him what to expect.
Needless to say that when I don't want to do something, I'm not going to do it... No matter what.

Lady Auros · Post by **Lady Auros** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 2:23 pm

oh man, that is so disgusting. now i remember why i NEVER use public restrooms.

sir auros has a great story along these lines, but i'll let him tell it when he gets up. if he can bear to bring back this horrible memory.

Sir Auros · Post by **Sir Auros** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 7:23 pm

You can find my story below...
http://forums.tfarchive2.net/vBulletin/ ... eadid=6524

Silly Cow · Post by **Silly Cow** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 11:31 pm

Originally posted by Sir Auros
You can find my story below...
http://forums.tfarchive2.net/vBulletin/ ... eadid=6524

I took it like a man

You let all the cursing words known to man go thourgh your lips?

I work as a seller in a supermarket and I was once asked to clean up puke some bum left in the lobby. I politetly refused. I thought it wasn't my job. Later I found out I would've had to do it if I didn't have anything more important at the monent.