Happy un-birthday, Strafe!

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Happy un-birthday, Strafe!

Post by Halfshell » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:46 pm

Hi,

This is Strafe's mom here.

Happy un-birthday, Strafeypoo.

Remember to clean up after the horseporn marathon. I'll be at Brend's if you need me.

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Post by dEcEpTiCoN MEGAtron » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:28 pm

A horseporn/mom birthday joke. Man, you got class. You should do this kind of thing for a living Brend. LOL!

Ummm yea, happy b-day Strafe. How old are ya?

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Post by Denyer » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:44 pm

I remember why we started hitting people who made birthday threads...

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Post by DrSpengler » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:54 pm

It's *my* un-birthday, too! What a small world.

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Post by inflatable dalek » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:07 pm

My unbirthday is a week Tuesday... ;)
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Post by Jetfire » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:09 pm

Just wondering, Is Strafe's mum the longest runnin joke after my spelling?
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Post by Sixswitch » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:25 pm

Originally posted by Jetfire 2.1
Just wondering, Is Strafe's mum the longest runnin joke after my spelling?


And you are?

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Post by Jetfire » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:27 pm

Originally posted by Sixswitch
And you are?

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I stand corrected.....

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Post by Sixswitch » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:28 pm

Although thankfully that one is quite rare these days. Doesn't mook get thrown around occasionally too?

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Post by Mirage » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:49 pm

wasn't there a tv show that had someone in it having an un birthday or something? was it one of the care bears or one of their many friend sor cousins or something?
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Post by Dead Man Wade » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:51 pm

Originally posted by Mirage
wasn't there a tv show that had someone in it having an un birthday or something?


Alice in Wonderland.

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Post by Mirage » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:56 pm

Originally posted by fort_max
Alice in Wonderland.


well, i was close, it's all fuzzy critters and animated loveliness!
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Post by Jetfire » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:03 am

Originally posted by Mirage
well, i was close, it's all fuzzy critters and animated loveliness!


Alice in Wonderland fuzzy and lovely?

It's one of the most twisted, darkest and most savage stories of all time.
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Post by Dead Man Wade » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:08 am

Originally posted by Jetfire 2.1
It's one of the most twisted, darkest and most savage stories of all time.


Aside from Willy Wonka, that is.

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Post by DrSpengler » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:50 am

You can always have MORE tea!!!

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Post by Sir Auros » Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:55 am

We do have a stickied thread for peoples' birthday stuff and I hope that's what this thread was created to point out.

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Post by Denyer » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:01 am

Originally posted by Mirage
it's all fuzzy critters and animated loveliness!
Unlike a certain 80s cartoon...

http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rcarebear.html
As the movie opens, the Care Bears have been stalking a few kids who don't have friends. Picking these young 'uns as vulnerable bait, they come down to make "contact" and play a quick game of emotional manipulation. After about the third or fourth minute of various Bears giggling and playing with rainbows and gushing on and ON and ON about how wonderful emotions and friends are... well, it's hunting season, and Justin needs a new bear skin rug to go by the fire.

By minute 11, the Care Bears have kidnapped two kids who want nothing to do with the Care Bears. But the Care Bears refuse to let them go until they've been hugged enough to be converted into friends. I don't care what religion or philosophy you might think is pushy in trying to bring you over to their way of thinking -- the Care Bears are far pushier. Their hearts and rainbows cover up a Nazi regime of smiling terror.

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Post by Sades » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:37 am

Damn, Strafe's been on the internet for so long that even his mom calls him Strafe.

And it's my unbirthday too! :o Wonders of wonders. I demand gifts. Now. Or I start the banning!*

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Unlike a certain 80s cartoon...

http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rcarebear.html
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