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I do a mean Donald Duck impression. And I can do this thing where I fold my tongue into a kind of W shape. I know you're not supposed to have more than one party trick, but what can I say? I have many talents.

So, what is yours?



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my party trick is puking all over the place!
from taking in an abnormal amount of alcohol!!!

That's not a good trick. Most people can do that one.

Where you been lately Chronicon? I kind of missed you.

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Fish Bee will destroy you unless you click here and, like, attend or something.

mad coincidence, i do a ,mean donald duck impression myself.
apart from that, i guess, i'm the break dancer.
i get drunk and do some mad moves

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ATLAST NOW I CAN WATCH PORNO IN THE DARK

Knife-throwing seems to be my trick,if i'm allowed to do it

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We are the Youth,
and we are knocking on death's door
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Sometimes i can not take this pace,
Sometimes it's my life i can taste,
Sometimes i can not feel my face,
You never see me fall from grace
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So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause I'm sick of not living
To stay alive
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Come down to RCOSD and Redstreak's basement,were touture and pain are our game

well, I can outdrink just about any of my friends, and I tend to have very creative ideas. For instance last week I had the sudden idea to build a shanty out in the woods where we drink. I'm only 17 so we gotta go out there

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Apparently if I were an Autobot I would be:

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy--okay, give me the bomb." -Ultra Magnus

Well, no one's ever really in any condition to pay attention to me, but mine's cracking my ankle repeatedly, my friend has the best one though, he can make his face look just like the vampire in Nosferatu.

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"Chief got his teepee back, case dismissed!"

Who is?: Wild Harry, Wildfry Heruld, Wildfighter Herbal, Wildfly Harold, Mildchild Gerald, Wilburforce Hairgel, Wildchild Feral, Widebirth Lovechild, Willy Harrelson, Wally Hell, Wildfur Hairball, Wilco Herring, Wendy Harvard, Wes Holevinski, Wildabeast Gerard, Wildnuts Ferald, Hillbilly Weasel, Wilson Halfwit, Freight-train Hellbound, Wildlife Herald, Wheelchair Fairchild, Wherefore Hendrix, Wimmenfolk Halibut, Where's Harry?, Mildwild Ferald

"'Speedbreaker got a new Spark engine and he was impressed' good, good for him" -Flec on Techspecs

Keep CR alive, refuse retarded western names
SN: ScUm 0 tHe EaRtH

Its no trick.I do drink that much....

Assuming I'm a party-goer, now...

1. Move my own hair without touching it.
2. Show people the dent in my chest.
3. Act out an entire scene from The Shootist.

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"Luckily, I'm immune to idiots." - Wes Holevinski
Sig presented by Skywarp the Omnificent of The TF Mausoleum

being able to.... damn well for 15 I can drink a sh!t load and hold for a good amount of time only twice out of about 20 times drinking have I been really drunk and I drink 12 cases of cider.

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Optimus Prime do you read me the decepticons are blitzing autobot city were really taking a pounding don't know how much longer we can hold out-Blaster TFTM


Watch the birdy Laserbeak

I'm best at dirty jokes, and that's all there is to it. Get a few beers in me and I'll be wisecracking so often I won't know when to stop. I've been known to get loaded, plop down with a bud and watch a good movie, like Unforgiven and Cocktail, and rip it apart like nobody's business.

Least I know I'm funny when I'm buzzed.

R.

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Pain heals, chicks dig scars, but glory is forever.

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Do not talk smack to the dragon.--Ancient Gibsonian proverb
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If you enjoy torture racks, iron maidens, chain saws, and lots of pain, be sure to stop by RCOSD and Redstreak's basement in the TF Archive building.

hmmm yes well dirty joke and being drunk don't work, can't remember em in the morning

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Optimus Prime do you read me the decepticons are blitzing autobot city were really taking a pounding don't know how much longer we can hold out-Blaster TFTM


Watch the birdy Laserbeak

Hitting really small people around the back of the head with housebricks.

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my overwhelming ego, which fills the room when I enter

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Well, it happens pretty often I am already known to people as "Oh, your're the Porsche guy, right?" or "Oh, you're the fella that got arrested again, right?"

embaressing

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My trick? Being able to stay unseen at parties....

What the hell's a party?

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*Since Tripod kicked me off AGAIN, I'll just have to tell you I'm supporting Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back*
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I'm pretty good at impersonations Rocky and Bullwinkle, and charactures of celebrities, I can do that Cardassian neck trick, what ever that is...

Oh Oh....I can recite almost whole scenes from Pulp Fiction...

I can dislocate my shoulders for a good laugh then a little pain..

I can pretty much out drink anyone,
but my weakness is Vodka..

At parties I can also hold my breath until I passout...

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[This message has been edited by Brawn (edited 12-09-2001).]