Well, hecky by sure I'm a hit with the ladies. Just ask Addl, Getaway or Skywarp, they know I'm the dude wih the ladies around here......., well, at least to say I like a lot of them anyways, it's just not mutual but still, I'd make a really cool guy if he ladies did all like me.
In reality I'm on the same boat as Capt. I have a lot of female friends and all of them say I'm really funny and should be on the television. I get on really well with women but it's the dreaded 'just good friends', or 'we get on well together' type of grey area.
I can't actually see why I'm not that much of a hit with women because;
1. Women say I'm funny, entertaining, understanding and nice.
2. I have a cool car.
3. My finances are ok.
er...., maybe it's because I look like a freak? - that could be a disadvantage.
As for the type of woman I go for;
Hmmmm...., let's see, for some reason I have a 'thing' about hair at the moment. I really like black hair with cool red highlighty bits in it (sound familiar Addl, Getaway and Skywarp?

), but at this exact moment in time I'm into blondes - natural or not, but the hair must at least be shoulder length. I also like my women to be betwen 18 and 25, at least 5ft 5" tall and they gots to wear cool clothes. I go for a certain look, not good or bad just a level of coolness and style. Actually there's this one woman who walks past my work at the moment everyday at the same time, she's about 6ft tall in huge heels, blonde and looks absolutely gorgeous, she has a certain look - interesting, perfect and mesmorising, nice..., I'll tell you all updates in the chat room - you know it'll be colourful

The only trouble with this woman is how the hell do I gets to meet her? I don't know her, she doesn't know me, but she walks past everyday at 9 am, if anyone has any ideas of how to meet her, or a really cool one-liner to say please let me know, you will be rewarded upon the outcome.
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"Hail to the king, baby"
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"Now, it is 1984, knock!, knock!, at your front door, it's the suede denim secret police!, they have come for your uncool niece" - Dead Kennedys, California Uber Alles