Anyone hear smooth with the ladies?

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Post by Auntie Slag » Mon Dec 10, 2001 12:36 am

I used to work in a Nightclub, so I heard a hell of a lot of really REALLY awful chat up lines. Yeah, I mean like...Oooh they were awful.

So if you do a line where you're also extracting the michael from yourself, at least you'll have them laughing.

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Make 'em laugh. Liven up their night from all the crap guys hassling them.

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Post by Blaster_86 » Mon Dec 10, 2001 1:03 am

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Post by Auntie Slag » Mon Dec 10, 2001 1:29 am

I think it would be better all round if I tortured you rather than killed you Image
(next shot in the neural cluster yes? weakest spot on any Transformer).

Anyway, I've waived my responsibility. If you choose to look, on your own head be it.

On the other hand, corruption can add a nice sickly colour to a person, but so say I said so.

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Post by Capt » Mon Dec 10, 2001 8:03 pm

for chat up lines, I prefer not to use any...
as such.
I like to just talk, listen, etc...

I do get the feeling that's where I may be going wrong though...
I don't appear as if I'm wanting into their pants (not necessarily the case anyway...) so they just don't think of me that way.

there's a possibilty of 1 at the mo...but she's living in Glasgow and I ain't seen her for a few weeks to be sure...


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Post by Redstreak » Mon Dec 10, 2001 11:23 pm

Originally posted by LordSixshot:
Redstreak, you sound like Craig David Image.

Who's that?

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Post by Addl » Tue Dec 11, 2001 5:15 pm

Yeah Mirage.... Z** , hu? Image

Anyway, I used to date a lot after school time, during my military year, and the beginnings of studies....

Problem is, you get older and get different views on life and goals are different with 25+ than 18 to 24 when you were still "rebellious, young, and cool".
So, I cut back on the whole girl, alcohol, party thing, as most my age finish studys by now, some even marry....

I have put down this "still young" thing because now it happens too often that we are the oldest around on punk concerts or at uni parties and, the main reason, I now have the urge to do something, to go forward, to achive something.

May sound stupid to some, but after 9 years of hanging out, this has ended within me and I want to create my independant life in the research field I like until I am 30.

So, cuz I mainly work, I, unfortunately, get to meet girls on a business level (not the horizontal business Image )

But, very occasionally it does happen that we get into a private chat and once in a while we date (pathetically, the car does have a major impact on girls, aswell as wearing a suit and owning a company).

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Post by LordSixshot » Tue Dec 11, 2001 8:54 pm

Redstreak - Craig David is a cheesy R+B singer guy in the UK who thinks he is a bit of a ladies man. I wasn't really comparing you to him, it's just what you said sounded vaguely like the words to one of his songs, don't know what it's called but I wouldn't suggest downloading anything by him anyway. Unless you feel like suffering, or laughing.

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