Is a proctology exam a FUN thing? Who here thinks it IS?

Sheba · Post by **Sheba** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 8:59 pm

Well I'm curious.

In fact I AM DYING OF CURIOSITY.

I have always wondered if a proctology exam was a FUN thing. Not having certain equipment precludes me from EVER having one, so I was curious.

Of course only the menfolk will know...so enlighten me please. I wish to learn. I wanna know what I'm missing, and compare that to the fact of the Pap Smear (which is NO FUN in MY experience. Of course I have constant BODYWIDE pain 24/7 so I may be a special case)

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Prowl? · Post by **Prowl?** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:02 pm

You have gone straight off the deep end with this one sheba.
The only person that would know is probally deadpool, and he enjoys them frequently.

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Post by **Denyer** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:03 pm

You really are getting quite obsessive, my dear.

edit: However, it is extremely unlikely that I am ever going to kill someone for asking questions... only, perhaps, repeating it once too often when I am bereft of coffee...

I have no idea... prostate cancer tends to be far more a later-life likelihood for men than cervical cancer is for women. It's also hardly ever mentioned in the media, whereas at least with the latter, caught early, repercussions are relatively slight.

Medical exams tend not to be fun or pleasurable, as people are irrationally nervous about them.

However, stimulation of the prostate is a fun thing.

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OmegaDenmad · Post by **OmegaDenmad** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:05 pm

Not more of these, please... PLEASE!!! *dies*

*Note: I'm in NO WAY talking about exams. It's just that every board I frequent has a topic related to anal sex right now...

*Comes back* Erh, just continue your dialogue, Sheba and Denyer... not that you would have stopped if I told you to stop...

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Sheba · Post by **Sheba** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:07 pm

Originally posted by Stuart Denyer:
However, stimulation of the prostate is a fun thing.

Well that fact was a GIVEN but there comes a point in people's lives where they WON'T REST until SOMEONE ANSWERS A QUESTION THAT NEEDS AN ANSWER!!!!

Ah maybe I'm in a goofy mood today

Or perhaps...it could be........."I am e-vil HOMER, I am e-vil HOMER..."

Post by **Denyer** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:07 pm

Well, no, not really, Omega. Taboo is an alcoholic drink...

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Sheba · Post by **Sheba** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:09 pm

Originally posted by Prowl?:
You have gone straight off the deep end with this one sheba.

OH that. I been off the deep end FOR YEARS.

Strafe · Post by **Strafe** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:27 pm

Sheba why all the sudden interest in...rear-ends?

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OmegaDenmad · Post by **OmegaDenmad** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:45 pm

Originally posted by Stuart Denyer:
Well, no, not really, Omega. Taboo is an alcoholic drink...

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Ok, you sure know how to make a person feel puzzled...

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Strafe · Post by **Strafe** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:48 pm

Originally posted by OmegaDenmad:
Ok, you sure know how to make a person feel puzzled...

Another of Denyer's special powers...

You learn to ignore it quickly!

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MegatronDX · Post by **MegatronDX** » Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:17 pm

OK I am proably gonna get smoked for this but...

I am in the army and when we go see the docter it is like a cattle house, we all get feed threw a line and asked stuff. I went in for a back ache, got back problems, and when they asked me what was wrong I told em. Well a cute medic took me back to a room and asked me to fill out this paper on what was wrong. Well the docter comes in and says you get a prostate exam just to make sure. I was uh no. It is not fun

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Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 3:58 am

Tell me Sheba, have you ever seen Fletch?

Cuz that'll answer your question right there.

R.

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ThunderCracker84 · Post by **ThunderCracker84** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 4:14 am

NO comment

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Sheba · Post by **Sheba** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 9:51 pm

Originally posted by Redstreak:
Tell me Sheba, have you ever seen Fletch?

Cuz that'll answer your question right there.

R.

Hmm I vaguely recall that movie..........I think I'll have to watch it again...

sprites touch · Post by **sprites touch** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:27 pm

I think Sheba is being a little anal about this

My mom is going through unplesent exams procedures(chimo and radiolagy), belive me, it's not fun taking any exam in a hospital, and aspecialy ones with a more embarecing nature.

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Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:31 pm

Originally posted by sprites touch:
I think Sheba is being a little anal about this

Let's face it. Somebody had to say it.

Starscreamsghost · Post by **Starscreamsghost** » Thu Dec 06, 2001 4:48 am

Have Sheba and Sadie been attending Worthless Converstion Pieces 101 together or something?

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Blaster_86 · Post by **Blaster_86** » Thu Dec 06, 2001 5:18 am

Yes, they have. I know because I am the teacher SSG

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Galvatron91 · Post by **Galvatron91** » Thu Dec 06, 2001 6:07 am

well I am glad I wasn't eating when this topic came about...

proctology eh? never had that happen...i did have to get checked for testicular cancer about 5 months back...fortunately that was negative...and far less painful from what i have heard...(the exam not the cancer...they are both pretty nasty)

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sprites touch · Post by **sprites touch** » Thu Dec 06, 2001 6:14 am

hospitals are no loughing matter.
I still make jokes, just no one loughs.
come to think of it, few lough at my non-hospital jokes, and half of those people is me
so who's the other ones?
and an old chines saying goes like this "no need to chop off, it will fall on it's own", ouch!
Glad I've got only one good eye, I see so much less pain and misery.

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