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Question to ask and a wierd story to tell....

Post by Claypool » Tue Dec 11, 2001 4:59 am

Well today, I am offically a man. I managed to get my (you know what) caught in my zipper. Yes, it hurts really bad and I dont recomend doing it unles you like pain. Secondly, is there a program I can download/buy that takes movies on your computer and combines them into one movie file? I have 13 seperate 10 sec clips of a porno and I want it all in one showing. Little help would be appreciated. THanks

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Post by Blaster_86 » Tue Dec 11, 2001 5:00 am

Owww [windcharger/] Not much else you can say when someone gets there willy stuck there.

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Post by ThunderCracker84 » Tue Dec 11, 2001 5:11 am

"Oi, thats gotta hurt"[/Mickey from Rockey]

I have felt that pain once before, and it really wasn't a pleasant experience.

Check divx.com, I believe that they have a program you can download that will do the trick

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Post by Sir Auros » Tue Dec 11, 2001 5:54 am

From what I've heard, virtual dub will work for that, as long as the clips are from the same movie, where's G1 Megatron?

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Post by Denyer » Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:33 pm

www.virtualdub.org for AVI/MPEG transcoder

www.divx.com for codec

http://www.riphelp.com/downloads/lame_codec.html for the Lame ACM if you don't want to use the Fraunhoffer MP3 hack

If you need to, you can force uncompressed output to the same dimensions, framerate, etc... then feed the new segments through again to join them. Obviously it's best to avoid recompression if at all possible.

Depending on how big they are, I can do it for ya if I have a few minutes to spare... but it's a skill worth learning for yerself...

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Post by Starscreamsghost » Tue Dec 11, 2001 2:09 pm

Originally posted by Denyer:
then feed the new segments through again to join them. Obviously it's best to avoid recompression if at all possible.
Honestly, I can't figure out which half of Clay's post Denyer's talking about here.
Originally posted by Denyer:
Depending on how big they are, I can do it for ya if I have a few minutes to spare... but it's a skill worth learning for yerself...
My God, Denyer, you disgust me...


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Post by Denyer » Tue Dec 11, 2001 2:11 pm

Originally posted by Starscreamsghost:
My God, Denyer, you disgust me...
Well, I try...

Porn dinnae offend me, but it got boring rather a while ago...



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Post by Claypool » Wed Dec 12, 2001 2:08 am

thanks dudes!

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Post by Redstreak » Thu Dec 13, 2001 4:31 am

Originally posted by Claypool:
Well today, I am offically a man. I managed to get my (you know what) caught in my zipper. Yes, it hurts really bad and I dont recomend doing it unles you like pain.

Claypool, my man, I really didn't want to know that. Ever. That is one of those pains I never seek to experience and makes me cringe even when I hear about it.

R.

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