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Post by Skidmark » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:56 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Movies I've seen recently:
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Johnny Got His Gun
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Toy Story 3
Zombieland
Tenacious D The Pick of destiny
Watchmen

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Post by secretcode » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:34 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to
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Post by Skidmark » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:38 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Movies I've seen recently:
Red
Johnny Got His Gun
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Toy Story 3
Zombieland
Tenacious D The Pick of destiny
Watchmen

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Post by Zisteau » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:47 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding
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Post by Pun-3X » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:04 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy

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Post by Zisteau » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:55 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent

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Post by Slayer-Fan123 » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:46 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants
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Post by Zisteau » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:24 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally
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Post by numbat » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:17 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry

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Post by LKW » Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:00 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped

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Post by Skidmark » Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:41 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Movies I've seen recently:
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Johnny Got His Gun
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Toy Story 3
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Watchmen

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Post by LKW » Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:24 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling

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Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling piece
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

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Johnny Got His Gun
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Post by Rodimus Convoy » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:47 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling piece of

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Post by Savannahtron » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:21 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling piece of lard

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Post by Zisteau » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:32 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling piece of lard and
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Post by LKW » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:51 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling piece of lard and laughed

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Post by Rodimus Convoy » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:03 am

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling piece of lard and laughed about

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Post by Skidmark » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:42 pm

Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling piece of lard and laughed about slinkies
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Movies I've seen recently:
Red
Johnny Got His Gun
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Toy Story 3
Zombieland
Tenacious D The Pick of destiny
Watchmen

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Post by Blackjack » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:53 am

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Joe absconded with a package of squirming beetles worth crazy amounts of cheese-puffs. However, the Brujo shamelessly grabbed George by his massive incisors. Next they polymorphed into the platypus from Jaws 6. They devoured the beetles extremely slow, masticating them alive while humming Mussorgsky's Khovanshchina. Joe fondled with both tenticles and a flask of gasoline that spilt open onto Africa, but wildlife ran into George Clooney who killed Democracy and justice. Joe became disgusted by George's disreputable avatar depicting murder and became enraged and slaughtered himself. The beetles fell into Iraq, burrowing under nukes that existed somewhere in Pluto. Meanwhile, Barney bludgeoned Sonic the Hedgehog maniacally into Vagasil and Cheetos. But, Sonic died violently of trauma, bitches began screaming "Bloody Tampons!".

Next, ginger cats suicided while farting symphonies of old eunich's shriveled, minty left eyeball. The right chichona taco threw another rave starring Bret Micheals pet poolboy, Juan vonDoom Gigglesworthingtonston. At first, many warlocks RickRolled Joe vigorously downhill while shrieking high-pitched vulgars about homosexuality. Children began stabbing Barney with staplers and laser scalpels because subliminal messages inside his head commanded perverted priests to dance annoyingly to the song "BRAINS."

Joe spanked the fat Bruja's Gobot ritual extravaganza choreographer in a Gobot costume while drinking a keg of lager. "Gobots rule!", shouted Gobots as Joe stuffed hamburgers down his pants. One Gobot, Tux, grabbed Kinnikuman and performed suplexes onto Gobots playfully. Treadshot A1 pointlessly exited the thread because others wanted him banned. The Narnians killed Treadshot A1 for seeing Sadies destroy Chuck Norris while yawning violently. Denyer extrapolated prostitutes inside the batmobile while tunefully molested Mobats anally cleaned your exhaust port. Rum flavoured lollipops lured Cliffy into suicide. Starscream got owned at energon primes bar mitzvah. Fatimus liposucked Bret for six hours victoriously and feasted upon millions of yellowing, baby fat enchiladas.

Later, Fiona decided against manslaughter and defenestration, deciding Windows Vista needed religious fanaticism mandated by KFC. She discombobulated herself by slowly removing the purple, lumpy leggings, exclaiming "DAAAAAMN, that's hot boi!" Then Seinfeld cried bloody dinner, showing little fetishism to longcats withholding heavy transparent implants. Transcendentally, Jerry grasped a mindboggling piece of lard and laughed about slinkies while

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