O, Canada...

Post by **Sades** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:56 pm

... WTF? Eh...

*goes back to sleep... er, work*

Neuronutter · Post by **Neuronutter** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:40 pm

Civ wrote:What's wrong with Shania Twain and Celine Dion?

Are you serious? Did you not see "You shook me all night long." That's just the first item in the list of her crimes.

electro girl wrote:i think Whales is great, its where my sociology teacher hails from and im thinking of going to uni there

and at least your no-were near Grimsby

Uni in Wales is great. But you might wanna learn to spell the name of the place if your planning on living there.

rattrap23 · Post by **rattrap23** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:30 pm

Ah the welsh, the Scots without the sex appeal and the Irish without the laughs.

We Canadians have saved the world a couple of times.

First in WWI, in the battle of Vimy ridge, The German army knew how the British and French army fought, but the Canadians where the wildcard of the war.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_h ... orld_War_I

Then during the Suez crisis; Canadian peacekeepers created by Prime Minister Lester B Pearson, kept the hostility to a minimum so a negotiation could be met.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Crisi ... acekeepers

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:36 pm

Cheers for that, I was trying to remember what Notabot left out of his list of bad things Canada did. Really racking my brains, and then up you pop like crap out of a broken drain...

Hawkeye · Post by **Hawkeye** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:51 pm

Cliffjumper wrote:Cheers for that, I was trying to remember what Notabot left out of his list of bad things Canada did. Really racking my brains, and then up you pop like crap out of a broken drain...

i'd keep him in line cliffy but my god hes all the way over in ontario, its hard enough for me to watch over the maritimes.

Civ · Post by **Civ** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:04 pm

Neuronutter wrote:Are you serious? Did you not see "You shook me all night long." That's just the first item in the list of her crimes.

The AC/DC song? Nope, haven't heard it but I'm curious what this list of "crimes" involves. Please elaborate.

I'm shocked that no one has mentioned a certain winged, Starscream-lovin' puma, yet.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:13 pm

I'm not. Most people who've been here long enough to remember are sensible enough not to make a vendetta out of such things.

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:18 pm

Roddy was a dick, though, wasn't he?

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:23 pm

Oh, definitely. Not Canadian though...

Hawkeye · Post by **Hawkeye** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:12 pm

it's canada day in two days. awesome sauce. paid holiday and spectacular drunk

electro girl · Post by **electro girl** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:09 pm

Neuronutter wrote:Uni in Wales is great. But you might wanna learn to spell the name of the place if your planning on living there.

i have almost given up entirely on spelling aberystwith (aberiswithp? aberistwitgh?) i can at least spell cardiff (thank you torchwood) and swansea

Neuronutter · Post by **Neuronutter** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:58 pm

electro girl wrote:i have almost given up entirely on spelling aberystwith (aberiswithp? aberistwitgh?) i can at least spell cardiff (thank you torchwood) and swansea

Well I actually meant learn how to spell Wales. You spelled it Whales in your first post. As for aberystwith (is that how you spell it?) I wouldn't have a clue!

Sixswitch · Post by **Sixswitch** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:42 pm

Neuronutter wrote:Well I actually meant learn how to spell Wales. You spelled it Whales in your first post. As for aberystwith (is that how you spell it?) I wouldn't have a clue!

Aberystwyth.

-Ss

Notabot · Post by **Notabot** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:15 am

Civ wrote:I'm curious what this list of "crimes" involves. Please elaborate.

Ooo, where to start?
-The ridiculously misanthropic "Any Man of Mine"
-Her deviation from the classic "1-2" beat required of all country songs
-When she sued the estate of Mark Twain, claiming to be the rightful heir
-Her 2004 albumcompletely rips off the title of the 1981 Queen album in hopes of attracting their audience
-Her involvement in the Boca Raton Death March
-Her critically panned album of Bob Marley covers
-Her fragrance by Stetson gives me a rash
Now, out of fairness, I guess I should point out that some of the above are only "alleged", but I think it all speaks for itself.

Civ · Post by **Civ** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:25 am

Hey, you forgot to mention her showing off her navel.

Hawkeye · Post by **Hawkeye** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:13 am

yeah but we gave you nelly furtado too. shes pretty hot. and pamela anderson but she got the hep.

electro girl · Post by **electro girl** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:12 pm

Neuronutter wrote:Well I actually meant learn how to spell Wales. You spelled it Whales in your first post. As for aberystwith (is that how you spell it?) I wouldn't have a clue!

sorry i will never use a h in Wales again and i got a prospectus for Aberystwyth today at an open day at Hull uni (along with about 20 others)

as for Canada i think is great and would love to visit, i know that their animators get a lot of support as UK animators have to pay for all their own stuff, a friend of mine is a animator and says there should be a national film board of canada thing over here, but i think thats just wishful thinking

Rack 'n Ruin · Post by **Rack 'n Ruin** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:43 pm

Canada gave us Neil Young, therefore Canada rules.

End of.

Civ · Post by **Civ** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:21 am

Hawkeye wrote:yeah but we gave you nelly furtado too. shes pretty hot. and pamela anderson but she got the hep.

Don't forget Trish Stratus, Gail Kim, Tracy Brooks, and Angelina Love. They're all hot.

Neuronutter · Post by **Neuronutter** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:58 am

Notabot wrote:Ooo, where to start?
-The ridiculously misanthropic "Any Man of Mine"
-Her deviation from the classic "1-2" beat required of all country songs
-When she sued the estate of Mark Twain, claiming to be the rightful heir
-Her 2004 albumcompletely rips off the title of the 1981 Queen album in hopes of attracting their audience
-Her involvement in the Boca Raton Death March
-Her critically panned album of Bob Marley covers
-Her fragrance by Stetson gives me a rash
Now, out of fairness, I guess I should point out that some of the above are only "alleged", but I think it all speaks for itself.

Well, I was just gonna go with "being Celine Dion" but thanx for the help!

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