Parents claim that kid drinks gasoline to be like Optimus Prime!

RID Scourge · Post by **RID Scourge** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:00 pm

http://gizmodo.com/5319319/14+yo-boy-dr ... imus-prime

So after 5 years the parents are just starting to show concern about this?

RUNAMOK · Post by **RUNAMOK** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:55 pm

Why would anone drink gasoline to be like Optimus Prime? I can't think of any instace where he has been guzzeling gas. I remember something about a car named Bumpety-Boo drinking gas, but not Prime or any other Transformer at the moment.

Zeeks · Post by **Zeeks** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:35 pm

RID Scourge wrote:http://gizmodo.com/5319319/14+yo-boy-dr ... imus-prime

So after 5 years the parents are just starting to show concern about this?

I'm surprised they actually showed any concern at all, considering they've been hitting the kerosene themselves.

Gives glue sniffers a bad name. Those were the days. :P

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:56 am

RUNAMOK wrote:Why would anone drink gasoline to be like Optimus Prime?

Because the parents raised him to be an idiot, most likely.

lordseeker · Post by **lordseeker** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:00 pm

that family is just plain retarded. after 5 years they show concern to their child now!? and the child drank gasoline for 5years to be optimus prime WHAT DA HELL WOULD SOMEONE WOULD EVEN DO THAT!? man.. what kids do to be like their superheroes man they grow up

Auntie Slag · Post by **Auntie Slag** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:49 pm

Heh, you sound like Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder, man.

Clogs · Post by **Clogs** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:57 pm

Family seem to be candidates for the group section of The Darwin Awards...

And, why isn't the child dead?

lordseeker · Post by **lordseeker** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:41 pm

Auntie Slag wrote:Heh, you sound like Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder, man.

lol man thanks

@clogs
hmm maybe the child got used to it maybe it tasted like water to him for 5 friggin years!

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:57 pm

I also concur that the intelligence of the parents is in question.

Sixswitch · Post by **Sixswitch** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:58 pm

Cliffjumper wrote:I also concur that the intelligence of the parents is in question.

Yeah, but you question everybody's intelligence.

Post by **Clay** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:58 pm

Kid is a moron. Optimus is a diesel.

Notabot · Post by **Notabot** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:02 pm

If he'd watched more Beast Wars, he'd just be eating monkey food. No harm done!

Zeeks · Post by **Zeeks** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:31 pm

Auntie Slag wrote:Heh, you sound like Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder, man.

He's the Prime disguised as a Prime pretending to be drinking with another Prime.

Post by **Sades** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:42 am

I also concur that some people are less intelligent than others.

I'm listening to Orgy's first album. Hooooly ****, that takes me back. Where did they go, anyway?

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:04 am

Wasn't the second one so terrible they left the industry through pure embarrassment? Never that mad about them myself, but the Blue monday cover is class.

Post by **Sades** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:53 am

I dunno, I kinda liked "Octagon". Or whatever the **** it was called... can't remember now. You're probably right, but that first album was pretty fun. The Blue Monday cover was overplayed for awhile, but since I haven't heard it in almost five or so years, it's like it's fresh and minty shiny new again!