The sushi bites back

[Lady Quickswitch]

Sushi is a favorite food of mine. Vinegar rice packed into shape topped with raw fish or compacted into a nice, cut roll full of delicious ingredients.

Today the sushi bites back.

Spoilers for rather garish content.

I haven't been feeling well and I just thought it was flu season. Turns out it's intestinal parasites from raw fish. I have little alien stowaways making homes for their children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren.

UGH..............

Everyone, if you eat sushi containing raw fish, there's always a chance of picking up parasites from it, so be careful. I never thought it would be a problem and here it is.

[Rurudyne]

Ouch! I hope you manage to evict the little buggers asap.

[angloconvoy]

This is why civilized nations cook their food.

Although, at least over here they are pretty fussy about the quality of the fish. A good helping of wasabi does no harm either. Will you be eating sushi again after this experience?

[Sades]

Bites back? Must have been shark...

[Cliffjumper]

It's raw fish. There's a reason you don't just hook them out of the river and swallow them whole. This is it.

[Lady Quickswitch]

Ouch! I hope you manage to evict the little buggers asap.

Evict em? I'm gonna nuke em.

This is why civilized nations cook their food.

Although, at least over here they are pretty fussy about the quality of the fish. A good helping of wasabi does no harm either. Will you be eating sushi again after this experience?

Not for a long time. This is natural selection at work. I feel awful. Little Jimmy, don't put keys in the light socket, you'll-- *ZAP*SIZZLE*

Bites back? Must have been shark...

I wish. Never eaten shark sushi.

It's raw fish. There's a reason you don't just hook them out of the river and swallow them whole. This is it.

Yes it is. >.<