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Post by inflatable dalek » Mon Nov 09, 2015 7:48 am

Plus I prefer the Third Party version anyway.
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Post by Sades » Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:56 am

I dunno, if he keeps trying to speak Japanese to me I might have to mail him off to one of you poor saps (minus gas can, sorry, lost that part) whose address I have. I can only tune him out for so long.
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Post by inflatable dalek » Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:08 am

Aw, I can't have him without the gas can. The gas can is the best bit of him.
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Post by Brendocon 2.0 » Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:47 am

You can post him to my old address. If there's anybody in there now they'll just refuse delivery and he'll go wherever lost parcels in the Royal Mail system end up.

Probably on eBay.

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Post by Sades » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:45 am

Image

Mine was bath salts in a canning jar. The bath kind, not the "makes you wanna eat faces" kind.

I'm going to relax them all!
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Post by Skyquake87 » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:55 pm

A cup of tea! Take that Zombies, Tetley in your face undead bitches! Raaaar!

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Post by Warcry » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:03 pm

A 26 of vodka for me, so at least I won't feel it when they start chewing off my limbs!

Hmmm...the first time I read Sades' post the answer would have been "a sword". I think I like my chances with that one better.

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Post by Summerhayes » Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:32 pm

How literal do we have to be? It's either the USS Enterprise, in which case I'm pretty damn safe, or it's a plastic model of the enterprise which is fairly useless.
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Post by Sades » Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:02 am

And now, a bit of WTF. (Probably NSFW)

I contemplated a couple of things I could have said to link that, including "For the dinosaur lover in your life!" and "I like dinosaurs, but I don't 'like dinosaurs' ". In the end... no. :lol:

I really shouldn't be surprised that there's a market for this sort of stuff by now.
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Post by Skyquake87 » Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:57 am

...I'm just boggling at the practicalities of that. A bit like those tales of Catherine The Great and horses...

...mostly I'm just picturing some horrible grizzliness (NOT A REFERENCE TO BEARS!) that involves leaving you such a mess that you just end up dead. Thanks for making me think of this at breakfast time, Sades :nonono:

Bleurgh. Humans are weird. If there's hole somewhere, we have to insert ourselves into it.

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Post by Denyer » Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:11 pm

Or vice versa.

This is rather sweet;

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blo ... rs-wedding

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Post by inflatable dalek » Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:33 pm

Anyone here who says they wouldn't have sex with a psychic t-rex if the opportunity arose is a liar.
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Post by Summerhayes » Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:57 pm

Aaw, that was really cute!

And yes, I would shag a dinosaur if it was up for it. Try anything once, y'know?
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Post by Skyquake87 » Sat Nov 28, 2015 9:05 pm

...

I'll pass, thanks.


Dog wedding pictures were ace. Although its a good job they didn't use a cat. Don't think they'd have got quite the same result.

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Post by Denyer » Sun Nov 29, 2015 1:59 am

"And here's the bride's mother..."

*gently undulating tail and arsehole*

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Post by inflatable dalek » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:14 am

Well trust Denyer to be about the arsehole. I would obviously only have vaginal sex with a psychic t-rex. Any other orifice (or any non psychic t-rex) would be against God and nature.

Though whether we accept dinosaurs as being ancestors of birds or just lizards they likely would have neither arseholes or vaginas, but just the all purpose one orifice does all cloaca. I hope the writers of these books have considered that.
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Post by Sades » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:38 am

You should totally buy a copy and find out.

edit: Ahhhhhhh. I've got it. You could buy that T-Rex one and do videos, reading a chapter a week for your YouTube channel. Then do a book review for your site!
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Post by Clay » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:19 am

This thread has again become wonderful.

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Post by Sades » Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:53 am

Haha, Clay killed the thread.
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Post by inflatable dalek » Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:40 am

I just assumed everyone was to busy masturbating to post.
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