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Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:58 am**

The Wet Pillow
Black Lighting
Mom's Spaghetti

You go now kplsthnx. Or not.

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:16 pm**

Goldballs

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:15 pm**

"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude. Black Lightning was actually a proper Superhero. Part of DC's Milestone* imprint of the early '90s.

The Digestive
Captain Outdoors
The Pantry
Underwire
Backdoor
Seizure
Lungworm

*Not much of a milestone. It just featured black and asian superheroes. because there'd totally been none of those before that point.

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:42 pm**

Skyquake87 wrote:"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude. Black Lightning was actually a proper Superhero. Part of DC's Milestone* imprint of the early '90s.

The Digestive
Captain Outdoors
The Pantry
Underwire
Backdoor
Seizure
Lungworm

*Not much of a milestone. It just featured black and asian superheroes. because there'd totally been none of those before that point.

IIRC Black Lightening was part of the DCU not part the Milestone Universe.

Milestone was a line about minority superheroes basically by minority creators and some of it was quite good. Their last major attempt was Static Shock which was to merge them into the DCU (along with the Wildstorm characters) at the start of the New 52 it didn't last, and IIRC one of the former creators begged DC to cancel N52 version of Static Shock because it was so awful.

The last I heard the rights to all the Milestone characters are now owned by a company called Milestone Media which is currently going to follow Mark Millar's example and see if they get multiple publishers to publish their titles.

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:00 pm**

Block and Tackle.

Adequate Man.

Jesus Christ (more for what a dull comic it would be than the name. His omnipresence would mean he'd instantly know everything the villains were up to, but he'd let them carry out their dastardly deeds before just forgiving them).

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:06 pm**

I know. I didn't say Black Lightning.

Skyquake87 wrote:"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude.

^^ This is the one that's going to bear some explaining, though...

Skyquake87 wrote:Underwire

Bad superhero name. Perfect villain name.

Jaundice

Posted: **Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:46 am**

Chelation Lad
The Mighty Felch
The Amazing Skidmark
Gary

Posted: **Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:00 am**

"Gary".

Crochet Crusader
Grandma's Bedspread
The Juggalo

Posted: **Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:02 am**

Mr Bad
The Silly Billy
John Smith
The Right Honourable Member

Posted: **Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:23 am**

Super Waistband
Dank Meme
Colouring Book
Hangry

Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:54 am**

Florida Man.

Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:07 am**

Somehow Forgot About Monday

Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:29 pm**

The Mighty Prostate
Barber Shop Quartet
Trouserpress
The Iron
Cleaver
Toothache
Kidney Stone
Indicator ("Which way's he headed?!" "...left. Like he indicated.")

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:59 am**

The Green Lantern.

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:38 pm**

I love Green Lantern, you shut up sir!

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:48 pm**

The Trump

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:56 pm**

Hound wrote:I love Green Lantern, you shut up sir!

I bet he just saw the movie.

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:35 pm**

The Unflappable Flapper

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:05 pm**

Dangerous Trevor

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