Crime or Nature

Brendocon 2.0 · Post by **Brendocon 2.0** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:25 pm

Omega Supreme sized cock.

Marisa · Post by **Marisa** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:32 pm

How does a man with tiny genitals win the love of a Margot Robbie?

Cyberstrike nTo · Post by **Cyberstrike nTo** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:41 pm

Marisa wrote:How does a man with tiny genitals win the love of a Margot Robbie?

Money and lots of Viagra.

Brendocon 2.0 · Post by **Brendocon 2.0** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:44 pm

Remember to consult a doctor if the money doesn't wear off.

Marisa · Post by **Marisa** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:46 pm

Money cannot buy love and it cannot create a bond.

Prostitution is illegal and unhealthy.

Can a girl feel sorry for a weak man and fall in love with him?

Marisa · Post by **Marisa** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:11 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:Massive cock.

Girls do not think like this.

Marisa · Post by **Marisa** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:13 pm

Brendocon 2.0 wrote:Omega Supreme sized cock.

Girls care about romance and how you treat them.

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:15 pm

You're the one who can't understand how a man with tiny genitals can pull.

We should ask Hound.

What with him being the only one of us married and all.

Brendocon 2.0 · Post by **Brendocon 2.0** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:27 pm

Look, Marisa. I'm not going to pretend I know why you're asking this, but maybe a Transformers message board isn't the healthiest place for you to work out whatever this is.

And if you genuinely expect help then maybe telling other people that their (clearly satirical or not) answers are wrong is indicative of what your problem is. IE a refusal to entertain alternative viewpoints. If you want to understand other people the first step is always to listen to what they're saying.

Marisa · Post by **Marisa** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:31 pm

Has a girl ever dumped a guy that she loves because he was too small?

Brendocon 2.0 · Post by **Brendocon 2.0** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:33 pm

Probably. There's like 7 billion people alive right now and I don't have access to all the data.

Marisa · Post by **Marisa** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:06 pm

Can a retarded, boring man get an Adora/She-ra?

Marisa · Post by **Marisa** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:47 pm

I want to get dishes like Powerglide did in "The Girl who Loved Powerglide", Seaspray in "Sea Change", and like Jazz and Dolora in "The God Gambit."

Marisa · Post by **Marisa** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:10 am

Which one is worse, Cancer or AIDS?

Skyquake87 · Post by **Skyquake87** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:01 am

Trolling boards with silly questions

Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:49 am

Yeah, locking (and merging with the other closed thread) now.

Marisa, maybe leave the serious threads alone for a while.