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So, any of you guys ever picked up a woman, then got her home...

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And found out she's not a woman at all?

My money's on Kickback and Prowl? both having done this at least twice...

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nope, never have, and I hope to god I never will

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Not yet, guess I'll just have ta keep on tryin.
I have gone out with someone for a month then sobered up and realised she wasn't actually attractive though. You woulda thought that would have been enough to stop me drinking every day wuldn't ya? But nooo, not until the funny pains in my lower back did I slow down.

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no way, never gonna happen now though either

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Post by Denyer »

Originally posted by Cliffjumper:
found out she's not a woman at all?
...but how would we know on a first date? Image Image

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Through skillful lying, such as promises of marriage, or plying with alcohol...

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why waste alcohol on them in the first place?

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Obi-Wan has taught you well, young Cliffjumper. Image

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Cliffjumper I have changed my mind you sir are a cad and a bounder

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I thought you all knew that anyway!

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Post by angloconvoy »

Getting back on topic, has anyone ever picked up a woman, got her home then found out she's not a woman at all, then on closer inspection found out that she in fact is?

I'm betting on any of the heavier drinkers amongst the archivers. Image

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Originally posted by angloconvoy:
Getting back on topic
*throws marshmallows at anglo*

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Post by Computron »

Originally posted by angloconvoy:
Getting back on topic, has anyone ever picked up a woman, got her home then found out she's not a woman at all, then on closer inspection found out that she in fact is?

I'm betting on any of the heavier drinkers amongst the archivers. Image

I have gotten her outside the nightclub and suddenly seen her in proper light (all be it a dodgy street light) and been hit by the cold air (thus sobering me up a bit) and gone "ahhhhh, I'll call you, don't call me" and then ran
never to see her again (well until the following week when I get drunk again and the cycle begins again)


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I have enough problem with the first one - actually picking up a woman, damn I need to workout Image

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No. Never.

*Cringes*

If they aren't obviously female they don't get a second look from me...

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Post by Computron »

Originally posted by Redstreak:

If they aren't obviously female they don't get a second look from me...

Same here, then I have a pint, and another, and another, and another and then she starts looking like a female


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Why me??
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Hey Prowl? want to spill the beans on your Crying Game encounter? Image

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no.........
SO dont ask again!!!
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Post by RID Scourge »

No. I would never take a strange girl home. It's just asking for that type of trouble. I prefer to get to know a girl, just so that I know she's not really a man.

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