So, any of you guys ever picked up a woman, then got her home...
So, any of you guys ever picked up a woman, then got her home...
And found out she's not a woman at all?
My money's on Kickback and Prowl? both having done this at least twice...
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My money's on Kickback and Prowl? both having done this at least twice...
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Not yet, guess I'll just have ta keep on tryin.
I have gone out with someone for a month then sobered up and realised she wasn't actually attractive though. You woulda thought that would have been enough to stop me drinking every day wuldn't ya? But nooo, not until the funny pains in my lower back did I slow down.
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I have gone out with someone for a month then sobered up and realised she wasn't actually attractive though. You woulda thought that would have been enough to stop me drinking every day wuldn't ya? But nooo, not until the funny pains in my lower back did I slow down.
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...but how would we know on a first date?Originally posted by Cliffjumper:
found out she's not a woman at all?
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Through skillful lying, such as promises of marriage, or plying with alcohol...
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"I'm Godzilla, you're Tokyo!"
"You haven't been where I have at all, so who are you to judge?"
"What am I, an idiot magnet?"
"Just remember kid, I'm not teachin' you this so you can go out an' kill people - I'm teaching you this to keep ya alive."
Walk a mile in my shoes, then criticise the way I am.
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"Another day out with the boys - just me, Chaos and Mayhem - I love this job!"
"I'm Godzilla, you're Tokyo!"
"You haven't been where I have at all, so who are you to judge?"
"What am I, an idiot magnet?"
"Just remember kid, I'm not teachin' you this so you can go out an' kill people - I'm teaching you this to keep ya alive."
Walk a mile in my shoes, then criticise the way I am.
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Obi-Wan has taught you well, young Cliffjumper.
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[This message has been edited by angloconvoy (edited 01-09-2002).]
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[This message has been edited by angloconvoy (edited 01-09-2002).]
I thought you all knew that anyway!
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"Another day out with the boys - just me, Chaos and Mayhem - I love this job!"
"I'm Godzilla, you're Tokyo!"
"You haven't been where I have at all, so who are you to judge?"
"What am I, an idiot magnet?"
"Just remember kid, I'm not teachin' you this so you can go out an' kill people - I'm teaching you this to keep ya alive."
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"Another day out with the boys - just me, Chaos and Mayhem - I love this job!"
"I'm Godzilla, you're Tokyo!"
"You haven't been where I have at all, so who are you to judge?"
"What am I, an idiot magnet?"
"Just remember kid, I'm not teachin' you this so you can go out an' kill people - I'm teaching you this to keep ya alive."
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Getting back on topic, has anyone ever picked up a woman, got her home then found out she's not a woman at all, then on closer inspection found out that she in fact is?
I'm betting on any of the heavier drinkers amongst the archivers.
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I'm betting on any of the heavier drinkers amongst the archivers.
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*throws marshmallows at anglo*Originally posted by angloconvoy:
Getting back on topic
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I have gotten her outside the nightclub and suddenly seen her in proper light (all be it a dodgy street light) and been hit by the cold air (thus sobering me up a bit) and gone "ahhhhh, I'll call you, don't call me" and then ranOriginally posted by angloconvoy:
Getting back on topic, has anyone ever picked up a woman, got her home then found out she's not a woman at all, then on closer inspection found out that she in fact is?
I'm betting on any of the heavier drinkers amongst the archivers.
never to see her again (well until the following week when I get drunk again and the cycle begins again)
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I have enough problem with the first one - actually picking up a woman, damn I need to workout
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"Went to a party, I danced all night, I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight. But now I'm jaded, you're outta luck, well I'm rollin' down the stairs too drunk to f*ck" - Dead Kennedys, Too Drunk To F*ck
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"Hail to the king, baby"
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"Went to a party, I danced all night, I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight. But now I'm jaded, you're outta luck, well I'm rollin' down the stairs too drunk to f*ck" - Dead Kennedys, Too Drunk To F*ck
Originally posted by Redstreak:
If they aren't obviously female they don't get a second look from me...
Same here, then I have a pint, and another, and another, and another and then she starts looking like a female
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no.........
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No. I would never take a strange girl home. It's just asking for that type of trouble. I prefer to get to know a girl, just so that I know she's not really a man.
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