Toy snuff - the gold plastic syndrome

Post by **Clay** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:48 am

This needs its own thread.

My first thought as soon as I turned the camera off was, "HOLE EEE SHIT that worked well." Fun fact!

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:59 am

You are a sick man....

Post by **Clay** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:00 am

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:17 am

When I win the lottery, my plan is to buy a Fort Max and film myself destroying the thing. Post the video at Big Board, sit back and watchn the fanboys spasm.

Post by **Clay** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:22 am

Cliffjumper wrote:When I win the lottery, my plan is to buy a Fort Max and film myself destroying the thing. Post the video at Big Board, sit back and watchn the fanboys spasm.

You don't have to destroy it. Just photograph a child playing with it. Should provide the same result.

That reminds me to re-endorse MP Grimlock. He and Predaking survived a play day with my nephew on Friday and are no worse for wear.

Skidmark · Post by **Skidmark** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:32 am

I felt a great disturbance in the force. It was if a transformer suddenly cried out in terror, and was suddenly silenced.

Ackula · Post by **Ackula** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:31 am

Clay wrote:You don't have to destroy it. Just photograph a child playing with it. Should provide the same result.

That reminds me to re-endorse MP Grimlock. He and Predaking survived a play day with my nephew on Friday and are no worse for wear.

Largely depends on the child I'd wager. My stepson seemed to get some sort of enjoyment out of purposely destroying his Transformers toys, and well, just about any other toy to be honest.

My daughter however seems to take much better care of her stuff already, at age 3 and 1/2 she has yet to destroy one of her toys, Transformers included. Much like myself, I was extremely anal retentive about my toys as a child, and guarded them from harm on the playground.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:58 am

Halfshell likes this.

Post by **Sades** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:44 am

DIE RANDY

Nice to see that demonstrated so clearly- I was wondering just what the difference was, exactly.

Paul053 · Post by **Paul053** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:59 pm

Yeah, now I really know with that #$*@#*&^ demonstration. Nice job! Poor Randy.......

Notabot · Post by **Notabot** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:46 pm

Bacon bits!

Cliffjumper · Post by **Cliffjumper** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:59 pm

...Randy?

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:06 pm

Cliffjumper wrote:...Randy?

Oh, like it's a sillier name than Joe.

Detective Barricade · Post by **Detective Barricade** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:10 pm

Wow...

Nautilator · Post by **Nautilator** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:04 pm

great demonstration.

poor Randy...

Savannahtron · Post by **Savannahtron** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:09 pm

F'n fantastic!

My son loves TFs on and off, but when give him different ones, he always decapitates them or breaks an arm or leg off as if the bot was slaughtered in battle.

When I ask him why he likes to play like that, he just smiles and says "I dunno".

That is what someone should make...the Destructoids where one set would have an infrared laser tag gimmick and the other would be a spring loaded mechanism on the chest that would make the toy implode. And it should be made out of gold plastic!

Lonewyrm · Post by **Lonewyrm** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:46 am

Rest in pieces Randy. (Ba-doom tish)

Summerhayes · Post by **Summerhayes** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:50 pm

Randy? I haven't wanted a TF based entirely on its name so much since I discovered Breastforce

Post by **Clay** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:41 pm

My video is internet-famous now!

That video has been getting more and more hits (now around 8000!), and I couldn't figure out why. It turns out the video has its own thread at TFW and it's on the wiki.

Now, how do I exploit this newfound breadth of influence for monetary gain?

Tetsuro · Post by **Tetsuro** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:52 am

Savannahtron wrote:spring loaded mechanism on the chest that would make the toy implode

Three words.

"Incredible Crash Dummies".