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The Worst Superhero names you can make up

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The Wet Pillow
Black Lighting
Mom's Spaghetti

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"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude. Black Lightning was actually a proper Superhero. Part of DC's Milestone* imprint of the early '90s.

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*Not much of a milestone. It just featured black and asian superheroes. because there'd totally been none of those before that point.
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Skyquake87 wrote:"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude. Black Lightning was actually a proper Superhero. Part of DC's Milestone* imprint of the early '90s.

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*Not much of a milestone. It just featured black and asian superheroes. because there'd totally been none of those before that point.
IIRC Black Lightening was part of the DCU not part the Milestone Universe.

Milestone was a line about minority superheroes basically by minority creators and some of it was quite good. Their last major attempt was Static Shock which was to merge them into the DCU (along with the Wildstorm characters) at the start of the New 52 it didn't last, and IIRC one of the former creators begged DC to cancel N52 version of Static Shock because it was so awful.

The last I heard the rights to all the Milestone characters are now owned by a company called Milestone Media which is currently going to follow Mark Millar's example and see if they get multiple publishers to publish their titles.
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Block and Tackle.

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I know. I didn't say Black Lightning.
Skyquake87 wrote:"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude.
^^ This is the one that's going to bear some explaining, though...
Skyquake87 wrote:Underwire
Bad superhero name. Perfect villain name.

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"Gary". :lol:


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Super Waistband
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The Green Lantern.
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I love Green Lantern, you shut up sir!
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Hound wrote:I love Green Lantern, you shut up sir!
I bet he just saw the movie.
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Dangerous Trevor
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