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The Worst Superhero names you can make up

Post by Sades » Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:58 am

The Wet Pillow
Black Lighting
Mom's Spaghetti

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Post by Unicron » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:16 pm

Goldballs

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Post by Skyquake87 » Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:15 pm

"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude. Black Lightning was actually a proper Superhero. Part of DC's Milestone* imprint of the early '90s.

The Digestive
Captain Outdoors
The Pantry
Underwire
Backdoor
Seizure
Lungworm


*Not much of a milestone. It just featured black and asian superheroes. because there'd totally been none of those before that point.

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Post by Cyberstrike nTo » Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:42 pm

Skyquake87 wrote:"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude. Black Lightning was actually a proper Superhero. Part of DC's Milestone* imprint of the early '90s.

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*Not much of a milestone. It just featured black and asian superheroes. because there'd totally been none of those before that point.
IIRC Black Lightening was part of the DCU not part the Milestone Universe.

Milestone was a line about minority superheroes basically by minority creators and some of it was quite good. Their last major attempt was Static Shock which was to merge them into the DCU (along with the Wildstorm characters) at the start of the New 52 it didn't last, and IIRC one of the former creators begged DC to cancel N52 version of Static Shock because it was so awful.

The last I heard the rights to all the Milestone characters are now owned by a company called Milestone Media which is currently going to follow Mark Millar's example and see if they get multiple publishers to publish their titles.
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Post by inflatable dalek » Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:00 pm

Block and Tackle.

Adequate Man.

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Post by Sades » Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:06 pm

I know. I didn't say Black Lightning.
Skyquake87 wrote:"The Wet Pillow" just sounds rude.
^^ This is the one that's going to bear some explaining, though...
Skyquake87 wrote:Underwire
Bad superhero name. Perfect villain name.

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Post by Dead Man Wade » Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:46 am

Chelation Lad
The Mighty Felch
The Amazing Skidmark
Gary

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Post by Sades » Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:00 am

"Gary". :lol:


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Post by nhy3888 » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:02 am

Mr Bad
The Silly Billy
John Smith
The Right Honourable Member

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Post by Sades » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:23 am

Super Waistband
Dank Meme
Colouring Book
Hangry
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Post by Tetsuro » Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:54 am

Florida Man.

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Post by Sades » Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:07 am

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Post by Skyquake87 » Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:29 pm

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Trouserpress
The Iron
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Kidney Stone
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Post by Cliffjumper » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:59 am

The Green Lantern.

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Post by Hound » Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:38 pm

I love Green Lantern, you shut up sir!
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Post by Paul053 » Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:48 pm

The Trump

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Post by Tetsuro » Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:56 pm

Hound wrote:I love Green Lantern, you shut up sir!
I bet he just saw the movie.

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Post by Unicron » Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:35 pm

The Unflappable Flapper

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Post by Skyquake87 » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:05 pm

Dangerous Trevor

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