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Originally posted by Shockmeister
and order a toddler to urinate in it!

...I'll do it.

We see Igz and D-Ex in their locker room. D-Ex is lying on the floor in a puddle of his own drool, passed out, and Igz is upside down on the couch, barely conscious. The monitor shows whatshisface's rant. Igz pokes D-Ex. "Hey... D-Ex. There's some dude out there that wants someone to go out and...

OOC: The slackaz have their belts back, good as new! Good job, guys, hopefully this will be a rebirth for AWF. I'll post soon!

Sorry for forgetting to do predictions!

Sounded like a decent show. Cena not being on Smackdown is dissapointing, but the picture of Trish locking in the sharpshooter is epic. Perhaps DX vs. the McMahons is over now?

Originally posted by Xille
Or, failing that, just job him to Igz. That's enough to make anyone cry.

You would know - having done it and all.

Originally posted by Viewfind I WANT MORE NAKED SEXY PIG FARM MATCHES WITH HAIRY MEN IN MUD! PLZ!!!!! So... you want to see Xille wrestle, then? Don't ban him, just job him like there's no tommorow until you break his spirit. Job him to inactive people. Job him to the ref. Job him to the announcers...

2NLW represent!

OOC: Finish this up sooner than I planned since this thread is over. Part 3! IC: Igz looks up in surprise at Judge Death. JD: Greetingsss Ignoramusss. He raises an eyebrow. Igz: S'up? Why are you working as a bus driver? JD: I am not. I have incapacccitated the real driver, although none of thessse ...

OOC: Let me just say I'm now really excited for this show. Making it an Archivemania was a stroke of genius. But - just to clarify - before D-Ex and I get to making asses of ourselves - is that match for the Tag Team titles or not?

Part 2! Ignavus finds himself being carried away by a raging buffalo, while men from the circus chase after him, shouting things like "you're stealing our buffalo," or "that buffalo ran away from our circus!" Igz scratches his head, "I wonder where this buffalo came from?&q...

OOC: D-Ex thought of the concept, not me. IC: We see Igz shuffling out of "senorlightbulb's dance studio" in a Judge Death t-shirt and pajama pants. He scratches, well, he scratches his crotch before his phone rings and he digs it out. "Yo, X... AWF comin back? I mean, yeah... I've be...

Well, the debut show sure was... interesting. We had a bunch of hype for a WWE PPV, a great RVD line, a random stripper that sucks at stripping, Sandman satiring the Sci-Fi Station, and Trinity looking h-a-w-t! But the thing that is going to kill this real fast is being in Smackdown arenas. John Cen...

Kurt Angel has also thrown out an "open challenge" to anyone in a four, six, or eight sided ring. Hey TNA - you just got burned.

This looks more like a WWE vs. ECW card than an ECW card, which is fine, I guess. Whatever.

OOC: Ah... a lot? IC: Oh, it is time again, my friends. We cut to the back, where we see a locker room door that reads "Serial Slackaz," but it has fallen off its hinge. The camera moves past it and we find Ignavus and D-Extreme in the locker room. This is no ordinary locker room however. ...

active topic... AWF?

>head explodes<

WWE Title Mach - Cena (c) vs. Trips vs. Edge I still hate that the WWE Title is on Raw. Cena is just too compelling as champ (whether you like him or hate him) to drop it. Winner: Cena The McMahons vs. Organized Religion Foley coming out and pointing out that Foley Is God would be great, but it'll ...

It's just a name. This is wrestling, rules aren't really enforced.

I'm angry that the triple threat got screwed for time, and Cena vs. HHH went on last.

That's why I didn't buy it.

Prepare to be dazzled with my keen insight and dazzling wit. Yes, I said variants of "dazzle" twice in one sentence. Torrie vs. Candice - Playboy Pillow Fight I love how Joey Styles keeps pointing out that there aren't even rules for this thing. And Coach keeps burrying him, like he does w...

Originally posted by -Predaking- Shawn Michaels v. Vince McMahon Vince will win. I disagree! This is an absolute formulaic rendition of "heel owner makes face's life a living hell, only for face to get final victory" story. Vince even said it was the highway to hell, for jimmeny cricket's...

True, but I thought it would be different in that instead of waiting with the shot, it would be used right away.