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T.C., I have to give you this: you're brave. I respect that. You're one of the few men in this ragtag federation that I actually have respect for. But you? Beat me? Come on, man. I don't even need to say it.

Wait, yeah I do.

THAT'S JUST CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!

I question why we don't get such a reaction when the beautiful Paul Heyman gets knocked goofy...

The official word from Entertainment Weekly: Beast will NOT have a major hand in the film. He may appear for a moment or two, but his role will be minimal at best. Word from EW mentions that the special effects budget, much of which is dedicated to Nightcrawler, didn't leave enough room for another ...

The Big Lebowski [/i] - The song selection, much like the film itself, is utterly random and rather bizarre, but the music somehow finds a way to intertwine seamlessly with the narrative. The music just makes sense in every scene, and it gives us all an excuse to have a Credence song on our compute...

We have derailed! T.C., don't harass Cyberstrike, or I'll be forced to.....ah....I'll be forced to.....ah.... I'll be forced to make your life a living hell when you post in the Armada forum! Ha! And we all know my sig rules the house. So shut. And Grim - they weren't selling Mattitude shirts last n...

Strictly electric, as nothing more is necessary for my terribly smooth and incredibly handsome, only slightly feminine skin.

Quicky, return to the AWF! You'll be just in time for ArchiveMania II! Quicksilver vs. The_Frag_Man (known in the AWF as Adolf) is a dream match, dammit!

Since we're assuming that an actor could adopt your personality on-screen, we should be going purely on similar features...

Which would leave me pretty much exclusively with Ryan Phillippe as yours truly.

OOC: Hell of a job, Silly. I love when we get to look over these kinds of stats. Now....

IC: You ever try to make it sound like I'm anything less than the best ever, I'll break your kneecaps.

OOC: I agree, but at the same time, for a forum like this to have operated for over a year, and for its participants to continually provide us with new, different ways to talk smack, in my view is downright amazing. Everyone who participates in this forum from top to bottom are at least as responsib...

Claypool and CloudStrifer, nature's best friends. Everyone knows it.

I take full responsibility for the dip in quality of this week's show. My matches were late to the booker for this week, and that threw off the tempo of the whole show. I promise that next week's Mayhem will be an improvement...

...and that Edge of Survival will blow your f*ckin minds. So take that.

It's no surprise the guy was already married when he decided to do this...I can't imagine being single and introducing myself to a lovely lady.

"The name's Prime. Optimus Prime."

She'd probably slap me....

Hey, I remember that sig! That was back in the day when I actually cared whether Brend disappeared into nothingness or not. How foolish I was...

And like the sig says, I'm still better than you...

As usual, Sixy's on my side....

A bit less Brend would be nice, as there's far LESS of him to go around than, say, yours truly, if you know what I mean. The ladies do....

Originally posted by Blaster_86 hows about you shut your mouth and name some people who actually deserve title shots like me and Red who were both screwed out of the title. Are you afraid to make mention of names that can kick your any day of the week? Where is HBK, Y3B, SCSW where are these guys C...

Scared? Yours truly? The gold-coated wonder? Never. Gimme whatcha got. How about that poor sap Silly Cow? Mirage always looks like he's having a good time when he's beating the Cow from pillar to post...I think I could use a dose of such good fun. What do you say, Cow? Strafe? Shall I make an exampl...

AWF programming? Without the AWF Heavyweight Champion? Give me a break. After the horrible failure that was the Bombshell Table Match Experiment, I think our dear Commissioner's already given up on taking the championship from me. Who wants it? Who wants a shot at the champion? I'd be glad to jump t...

I used to drink dark soda (Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, and the countless variations thereof) a lot, but once I found out that dark soda is notorious for causing kidney stones (something I'd really like to avoid), I gave 'em all up. That was my New Year's Resolution. So far, only cracked once, when I ha...

Unicron and Vin Ghostal sit at a bar and order drinks, then stare up at the TV and watch an AWF Network replay of Deep Freeze. The Sixswitch-Sean O'Con match is on. Ghostal: "You'd think they would have time-compressed this thing and skipped right to the end of this bore-fest." Unicron: &q...