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Who will win?

Will Bandit win?
1
8%
Will Bandit lose?
7
58%
Will it be a draw?
0
No votes
Will Bandit be the ruler?
1
8%
Thinks bandit should be put in the ring with the entire roster to fend for himself.
3
25%
 
Total votes: 12

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Post by Bandit » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:35 pm

I will take on anyone,anytime,anywhere!!!!
Once I enter the arena,I will rule supreme!!!
And I will be next year's champ!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And that's no lie brother!!!!!!!!


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Post by Baxter » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:15 pm

If you think you are
Big enough to take me on
You will still get squashed

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Post by Cyberstrike nTo » Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:45 pm

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Post by DrEvil » Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:13 pm

OP: ...And they call me insane
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Post by Wolfang » Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:08 am

You missed one option off your poll.

'Will anyone actually give a flying fornication about Bandit?'

To which the response is-naturally- no.
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Post by Divebomb » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:15 am

Oh come on guys. This is Bandit. I mean he will take on anyone. Anytime. He's going to be next year's champ. How can you possibly hate this man.:rolleyes:

And don't worry Bandit, I am sure that management will be able to come up with a match that will be suitable for a man with your skills.:laugh:
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Post by Ravage » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:22 am

You know, I think Bandit here needs a nice introduction to the AWF and BDR is the one to do it.

So stop shaking and start praying. Get in the ring and realise just how much of a punk bitch you really are.

Yeah that was a challenge. Which we know it won't be. So welcome to the AWF Bandit now hope for some divine intervention.
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Post by Sociopathic Autobot » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:25 am

I tell you what new guy. I am the God that keeps on giving. You want to make it big in the AWF? You want to rise to the top?

There is only one way you get to the top, junior, and that is through The King of the World, Y3B. So I tell you what, after I am done digging out a fossil and making him bankable again, I will give you a shot at greatness.

When you face me it will be real simple for you though, All you'll need to do is show up and not only will you get a famous ass kicking, you will see the light and REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!
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Post by Divebomb » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:21 am

Blaster sit down and shut up. You know you wouldn't last two minutes in the ring with the future champ of our business. He is greatness at its best.



Oh alright even I can't keep up that level of sarcasticness that long. But since we have two people throwing out challenges to the new guy and the new guy thinks he's the best thing we will ever see.....Why don't you both fight him. I mean you know me. I appreciate a good ass kickin every now and then and I think that would be one heel of a show.

Ok, I know you two don't like each other but just for one night I am sure the two of you could forget it and focus on something else. Just think about it, thats all I am saying.

And Bandit.I know you want to make it big but boy, you just don't have a clue. Good luck piss ant.
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Post by Ignavus » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:22 am

Originally posted by Sociopathic Autobot
There is only one way you get to the top, junior, and that is through The King of the World, Y3B.


Igz: Yep, we done that.

Heh... seriously kid, stop trying so hard.
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Post by Extreme_Kup » Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:33 am

D-Ex: "As my partner said, yep, done that...TWICE.

But seriously dude,you need to lighten up...slack off...be the third member of the serial slackaz. Heck it will be a privilage to get a third man in, as our butler. Cause hell, our old butler monkey got killed when I accidentally drove over him with my bike."
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Post by Ignavus » Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:56 am

Igz: Moooooooooo-Joooooooooooooooooooo!


I cried for a week when he died. The mere thought of having to once again apply my own deodarant still sends shivers down my spine...



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Post by Prowl? » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:45 am

Who is this guy?

and more improtantly, why should we care about Bandit?

Hang here for more than a token post and maybe you can start talking trash, hose-head. Till then, keep your nose down, keep jobbing and shut the hell up!
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Post by Viewfind » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:45 pm

Ass Bandit is mo like it.
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Post by Xille » Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:16 pm

Haha, the guy's not going to say anything with all of the AWF jumping down his throat.

Come on, kid, stick up for yourself. Show us what you've got.
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Post by Divebomb » Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:41 pm

Come on now X. He doesn't have what it takes. He's not like you or I. He won't be able to keep it going. He doesn't have what it takes to stay with it.

I mean I remember what kind of abuse I put on you when you started and what kind of abuse was put on me by O'Con and Summers when I started and I just don't think this piss ant has what it takes to step back up and fight for it. I think P? was right, he's a one poster.

I hope he prooves me wrong but I just don't see that fire from him.
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Post by Xille » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:02 pm

You're probably right.

Just hoping for another ass to kick, that's all.
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Post by Bandit » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:33 pm

:laugh: Would some of you guys please, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
I will win and if you're not down with me, I got two words for ya, SUCK IT!!!
And Divebomb is somewhat right, I will be next year's champ by anymeans possible! I used to play some big wrestling games like WWE games for PS2,Gamecube,Gameboy,N62,SNES,SEGA,DREAMCAST,and PS1 for many years, so,SHOW SOME RESPECT!!! And I have been collecting Transformers toys since I was 4years old,so,SHOW SOME TRANSFORMERS RESPECT,OR ELSE!!!! And it;s either be the victor or SHUT THE HELL UP!!! aND i CREATED THIS THIS THREAD AND BY GOD,I'M GONNA KILL IT IF I WANT TO! AND I CAN!

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Post by Bandit » Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:01 pm

:eyebrow: Hey Y3B,SHUT THE HELL UP you little C.L.B!WOOO!!!!!
I am the ULTIMATE JUGGALO! Yu either fear me or I'll put you through a table!!!!!! Who the hell you think you are? The stupid Vince McMahon? You are a huge,horrible,honker!!! You are a complete assclown! You are a drinker of urine-laced tea! You are a Bad Toupee!!!! You are a Creepy Little Bastard! You are a throwback,an old relic without an expiration date!

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