Ejector, the Epic F'n Toaster Bot!

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Ejector, the Epic F'n Toaster Bot!

Post by Savannahtron » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:29 pm

So was out scoping for any new wave RoTF toys, and what do I see? The most F'n Epic Toaster Bot ever! I swear to God I laughed so hard when I saw this little joker.

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So I picked Ejector up, and was thinking to myself, "Self, wtf is this guy?" He honest to God looks like a little fricken Goblin.
He's a Toaster Goblin! This little joker actually has a cool robot mode, and he turns into a fricken toaster!

Tell me that is not classic. Ok, so apparently he was spawned from when Sam dropped the Allspark fragment through the floor and it landed in the kitchen. Here's this little guy's bio:

Ejector
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"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."

St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.

So not only is he this flame throwing goblin toaster bot, but he has flamethrowers to boot! Tell me that isn't F'n Epic.

So of course I had to pick him up, I got such a good laugh from it, I could not leave without this little guy. I seriously could see this lil feller running round getting pissed and burning everything in sight.

This little guy reminded me of the Pretzel cart video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHXJzA1Hn3o (can't remember the youtube code to embed) Someone seriously needs too make a video of Megs, Ejector and a bot like Computer Cart bot.

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Post by borg72 » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:06 pm

Savannahtron wrote: Ejector
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"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."

St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.
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(not my joke, btw)

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Post by Cliffjumper » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:25 pm

Hahaha, he looks awesome

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Post by Raze » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:40 pm

Love him, he needs a movie all of his own.


Reminded me of this guy, so he might be missing an annoyance rating in his tech spec. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

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Post by Savannahtron » Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:09 pm

Yeah, this guy is more like "Hehe, I got your flippin toast! Come get some..."

Thinks of "Fire, fire....heheh Fire, yeah! Fire! FIRE!"

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Post by RID Scourge » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:56 am

Comes from a Mountain Dew commercial that was promoting a contest for movie one. Shame they didn't include the fact that he likes Mountain Dew in the tech specs. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOswpxjIYrw

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Post by Savannahtron » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:28 am

Nice! Had not seen that one, makes it even more epic now. I must find a miniature MD bottle to give him as an accessory :)

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Post by secretcode » Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:35 pm

He only needs one accessory.
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Post by Ackula » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:52 pm

That is awesome, probably one of the only ones I'd buy, but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Where did you purchase it at, if I may ask?

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Post by Savannahtron » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:50 pm

Wal-Mart, Pooler, GA.

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Post by Sades » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:16 am

Oh yeah. That one's on the list.

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Post by Treadshot A1 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:43 am

secretcode wrote:He only needs one accessory.*snip*
Actually, there was a paper toast print out custom made for Ejector over on TFW as well. Just sayin'.
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Post by Cliffjumper » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:47 pm

Obviously paper cut-out toast is much more realistic than toast.

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Post by Treadshot A1 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:57 pm

I never said they were more realistic, just that they existed. Just FYI.

Me want Ejector now. Looks cool.

EDIT: Here: http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/radicons- ... ntout.html
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Post by Notabot » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:11 pm

And in defense of faux toast, it does display well without attracting as much vermin.

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Post by Savannahtron » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:04 am

Ack, I've lost toaster bot! Actually it is around here somewhere, but my kids have fallen in love with him as well. Hope I can find another one.

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Post by martyboy70 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:56 pm

Was kinda liking the look of him til I noticed the plug cord in that second picture with the paper toast.
Very dodgy.
Loss of job. Will sell for food here.

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Post by Vin Ghostal » Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:04 am

Notabot wrote:And in defense of faux toast, it does display well without attracting as much vermin.
But there are already so many vermin in Cliffy's residence that it's really a non-issue.
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Post by S_Windell » Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:15 am

Why would Sam's toaster have a Decepticon insignia and European style plug? And why isn't his name Browning? Despite being awesome DO NOT WANT!

/fanboy

In truth, I'll own one as soon as I find one.

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Post by Treadshot A1 » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:42 pm

Browning. :lol: I have to make a custom now...

I dunno, i actually kinda like the cord...
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