Ejector, the Epic F'n Toaster Bot!
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:29 pm
So was out scoping for any new wave RoTF toys, and what do I see? The most F'n Epic Toaster Bot ever! I swear to God I laughed so hard when I saw this little joker.
(pic for reference, as I can't seem to find my camera atm)
So I picked Ejector up, and was thinking to myself, "Self, wtf is this guy?" He honest to God looks like a little fricken Goblin.
He's a Toaster Goblin! This little joker actually has a cool robot mode, and he turns into a fricken toaster!
Tell me that is not classic. Ok, so apparently he was spawned from when Sam dropped the Allspark fragment through the floor and it landed in the kitchen. Here's this little guy's bio:
Ejector
Decepticon
"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."
St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.
So not only is he this flame throwing goblin toaster bot, but he has flamethrowers to boot! Tell me that isn't F'n Epic.
So of course I had to pick him up, I got such a good laugh from it, I could not leave without this little guy. I seriously could see this lil feller running round getting pissed and burning everything in sight.
This little guy reminded me of the Pretzel cart video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHXJzA1Hn3o (can't remember the youtube code to embed) Someone seriously needs too make a video of Megs, Ejector and a bot like Computer Cart bot.
(pic for reference, as I can't seem to find my camera atm)
So I picked Ejector up, and was thinking to myself, "Self, wtf is this guy?" He honest to God looks like a little fricken Goblin.
He's a Toaster Goblin! This little joker actually has a cool robot mode, and he turns into a fricken toaster!
Tell me that is not classic. Ok, so apparently he was spawned from when Sam dropped the Allspark fragment through the floor and it landed in the kitchen. Here's this little guy's bio:
Ejector
Decepticon
"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."
St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.
So not only is he this flame throwing goblin toaster bot, but he has flamethrowers to boot! Tell me that isn't F'n Epic.
So of course I had to pick him up, I got such a good laugh from it, I could not leave without this little guy. I seriously could see this lil feller running round getting pissed and burning everything in sight.
This little guy reminded me of the Pretzel cart video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHXJzA1Hn3o (can't remember the youtube code to embed) Someone seriously needs too make a video of Megs, Ejector and a bot like Computer Cart bot.