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Ejector, the Epic F'n Toaster Bot!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:29 pm
by Savannahtron
So was out scoping for any new wave RoTF toys, and what do I see? The most F'n Epic Toaster Bot ever! I swear to God I laughed so hard when I saw this little joker.

Image (pic for reference, as I can't seem to find my camera atm)

So I picked Ejector up, and was thinking to myself, "Self, wtf is this guy?" He honest to God looks like a little fricken Goblin.
He's a Toaster Goblin! This little joker actually has a cool robot mode, and he turns into a fricken toaster!

Tell me that is not classic. Ok, so apparently he was spawned from when Sam dropped the Allspark fragment through the floor and it landed in the kitchen. Here's this little guy's bio:

Ejector
Decepticon
"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."

St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.

So not only is he this flame throwing goblin toaster bot, but he has flamethrowers to boot! Tell me that isn't F'n Epic.

So of course I had to pick him up, I got such a good laugh from it, I could not leave without this little guy. I seriously could see this lil feller running round getting pissed and burning everything in sight.

This little guy reminded me of the Pretzel cart video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHXJzA1Hn3o (can't remember the youtube code to embed) Someone seriously needs too make a video of Megs, Ejector and a bot like Computer Cart bot.

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:06 pm
by borg72
Savannahtron wrote: Ejector
Decepticon
"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."

St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.
Image

(not my joke, btw)

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:25 pm
by Cliffjumper
Hahaha, he looks awesome

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:40 pm
by Raze
Love him, he needs a movie all of his own.


Reminded me of this guy, so he might be missing an annoyance rating in his tech spec. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:09 pm
by Savannahtron
Yeah, this guy is more like "Hehe, I got your flippin toast! Come get some..."

Thinks of "Fire, fire....heheh Fire, yeah! Fire! FIRE!"

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:56 am
by RID Scourge
Comes from a Mountain Dew commercial that was promoting a contest for movie one. Shame they didn't include the fact that he likes Mountain Dew in the tech specs. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOswpxjIYrw

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:28 am
by Savannahtron
Nice! Had not seen that one, makes it even more epic now. I must find a miniature MD bottle to give him as an accessory :)

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:35 pm
by secretcode
He only needs one accessory.
Image

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:52 pm
by Ackula
That is awesome, probably one of the only ones I'd buy, but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Where did you purchase it at, if I may ask?

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:50 pm
by Savannahtron
Wal-Mart, Pooler, GA.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:16 am
by Sades
Oh yeah. That one's on the list.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:43 am
by Treadshot A1
secretcode wrote:He only needs one accessory.*snip*
Actually, there was a paper toast print out custom made for Ejector over on TFW as well. Just sayin'.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:47 pm
by Cliffjumper
Obviously paper cut-out toast is much more realistic than toast.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:57 pm
by Treadshot A1
I never said they were more realistic, just that they existed. Just FYI.

Me want Ejector now. Looks cool.

EDIT: Here: http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/radicons- ... ntout.html

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:11 pm
by Notabot
And in defense of faux toast, it does display well without attracting as much vermin.

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:04 am
by Savannahtron
Ack, I've lost toaster bot! Actually it is around here somewhere, but my kids have fallen in love with him as well. Hope I can find another one.

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:56 pm
by martyboy70
Was kinda liking the look of him til I noticed the plug cord in that second picture with the paper toast.
Very dodgy.

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:04 am
by Vin Ghostal
Notabot wrote:And in defense of faux toast, it does display well without attracting as much vermin.
But there are already so many vermin in Cliffy's residence that it's really a non-issue.

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:15 am
by S_Windell
Why would Sam's toaster have a Decepticon insignia and European style plug? And why isn't his name Browning? Despite being awesome DO NOT WANT!

/fanboy

In truth, I'll own one as soon as I find one.

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:42 pm
by Treadshot A1
Browning. :lol: I have to make a custom now...

I dunno, i actually kinda like the cord...