Politician chases three 12 y. o. girls down a night street with stiff rod, becomes national hero

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Post by Halfshell » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:00 pm

Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards - that's my policy!

Shit. Wrong film.

[EDIT] This now makes sense:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 911042198/

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Post by Sixswitch » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:27 pm

Good on Boris. And Twitter should be banned. It's moronic.

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Post by Rurudyne » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:31 pm

Cue music sting and ...

"A-wooooooo! Feral children of London! A-wooooooo!!!"

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Post by Halfshell » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:41 pm

Sixswitch wrote:Good on Boris. And Twitter should be banned. It's moronic.
Plus it made Stephen Fry sit in a corner and cry. Which is like a sin or something.

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Post by Neuronutter » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:45 pm

Sixswitch wrote:Good on Boris. And Twitter should be banned. It's moronic.

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Yep. Like I give a shit when a celeb, well, takes a shit. Stupid.

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Post by Cliffjumper » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:49 pm

Halfshell wrote:Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards - that's my policy!
Weird thing... for some reason, I've never, ever noticed that line in Dirty Harry before, until the other day, when it suddenly clicked that I'd heard it before from Frank Drebin.

I'm mildly curious as to what kind of 12-year old iron-bar wielding working class scum are actually scared of an old Tory on a bicycle, though. Put the bar in the spokes then stamp on his bollocks after he's been catapulted into an Austin Maxi. Then become King of London by right of challenge. Kids today...

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Post by inflatable dalek » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:07 pm

Criminals are a cowardly and fearful lot.
TRANSFORMATION: JAZZ MAG
THE AMAZING KULLT IN MY LOOK AT ISSUE 21!

PLUS: BUY THE BOOKS![/b]

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Post by Sixswitch » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:20 pm

Halfshell wrote:Plus it made Stephen Fry sit in a corner and cry. Which is like a sin or something.
Yeah but in that instance, Stephen Fry needed to grow a pair. He should have followed through and quit. His fascination with Twitter is the one thing that lowers my opinion of the man.

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Post by inflatable dalek » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:02 am

To be fair though he's since apologised to the fellow who called him dull and admitted he completely overreacted, albeit due to him being on a bad day in his depression cycle. Which I can relate to. I have to try really hard not to kill people for the smallest of things most days...
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Post by RID Scourge » Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:23 pm

:lol: Love the title. Reminds me of the Groundskeeper Willy quote from that Simpsons ep where the cast was playing the parts from the Joan of Arc story. "I captured a wee girl! I'm the greatest hero in English history!"

Good to hear that they were stopped. "Feral kids" sounds silly.

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