Jesus wuvs me

[S]

A funny poem I stumbled in, considering the recent debates on religion I thought it might not be too offensive to most people...

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Jesus Wuvs Me

Jesus wuvs me, yes it's true
And you should know he wuvs you too.
The bible tells us that it's so
And that is all we need to know.

I have a teddy, soft and brown
I cuddle him when I'm feeling down.
But sometimes teddy's not enough
That's when I'm glad of Jesus' wuv.

Jesus wuvs me, yes it's true
He watches everything I do.
Though grown-ups say it is not so,
What the heck do grown-ups know?

The grown-ups say we're not so great,
We're just some kind of evolved ape.
They also say something much worse:
We're not the centre of the universe!

But Jesus wuvs me, come what may
I don't care what the grown-ups say.
I look at the sky, and it is clear
The universe's centre's here!

Yes, Jesus made it all for us
From black holes, to the platypus.
We don't know yet what each thing's for
But it's all for us, of that I'm sure.

'Cos Jesus wuvs me, yes he does
And it gives me such a buzz.
He created everything you see,
And I know Him personally!

It makes me feel so very big
To be friends with such a big bigwig.
I look at the stars, and it's plain to see
The centre of the universe is me.

Oh Jesus wuvs me! Wuvs me! Wuvs ME!
He makes me feel so warm and wuvvely!
I hope that you wuv Him as well,
Or else you're going to burn in Hell.

[Sheba]

offensive? Nahhhhhh.
Funny? Not really.
I guess some people gotta have a hobby....

[sprites touch]

is the first name of the poet- Elmer?;)
I giggled, I'll give you that, maybe it's just the tone of things...

btw, didn't Genesis (the band, not the book) had a song along those lines?

[Denyer]

If I ever get a dog, I'm calling it Jesus...you can probably work out that this stems entirely from the humour potential...

[The_Dinobots]

LOL! Shows how some people can be igorant...