Tut, women.
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Tut, women.
Watching RotF with my girlfriend.
HER: I wish I had a figure like Megan Fox does.
ME: Nah, I prefer you. Curves are good.
HER: Are you saying I'm fat?
I know this sounds sort-of stand-up, but sometimes even those idiots have a point.
HER: I wish I had a figure like Megan Fox does.
ME: Nah, I prefer you. Curves are good.
HER: Are you saying I'm fat?
I know this sounds sort-of stand-up, but sometimes even those idiots have a point.
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Nope, too late, she doesn't have a clue what I'm on about. And tomorrow I'm leaving her in the house by herself for six hours... Doesn't bear thinking about...
EDIT: If she happens to swing by, remember that I changed my screenname to "Clay" about a year ago, and someone else took over the Cliffjumper ID...
EDIT: If she happens to swing by, remember that I changed my screenname to "Clay" about a year ago, and someone else took over the Cliffjumper ID...
- Halfshell
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Sat watching season 3 of The Wire. Mouzone's back. Somebody gonna get shot. Not unlike at your house, I'm guessing.Cliffjumper wrote:Where the Hell were you two hours ago? Still, not too late...
Bear in mind that a lot of wimmin like being called a twiglet. But they're odd that way.
Seriously man, how do you not know the first response?
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I sometimes use any of the "fat" lines [does my ass/legs/else look fat in this, does this make me look fat, are you saying I'm fat, etc when I want to see men squirm, personally... or as a joke.
Most people [fam] know this, so the response I generally get is "no, your fat makes you look fat/ yes, you giant cow/etc. Feel bad for my boyfriend- I've cornered him with the "Is she prettier/does she have bigger boobs-smaller thighs-something else- than me" type of questions, just for a laugh at his expense. He generally takes it well, though... y'know, after he realises I'm just being a dick.
Most people [fam] know this, so the response I generally get is "no, your fat makes you look fat/ yes, you giant cow/etc. Feel bad for my boyfriend- I've cornered him with the "Is she prettier/does she have bigger boobs-smaller thighs-something else- than me" type of questions, just for a laugh at his expense. He generally takes it well, though... y'know, after he realises I'm just being a dick.
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I really never knew you were a woman...I like when a woman asks me something like that (i.e. my wife never asks me that) but sometimes women at work try to do the trick question...I always answer, "My wife won't let me comment" ahahahahahahaha.Sades wrote:I sometimes use any of the "fat" lines [does my ass/legs/else look fat in this, does this make me look fat, are you saying I'm fat, etc when I want to see men squirm, personally... or as a joke.
Most people [fam] know this, so the response I generally get is "no, your fat makes you look fat/ yes, you giant cow/etc. Feel bad for my boyfriend- I've cornered him with the "Is she prettier/does she have bigger boobs-smaller thighs-something else- than me" type of questions, just for a laugh at his expense. He generally takes it well, though... y'know, after he realises I'm just being a dick.
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You say "yes." You always say yes. As quickly as you can. As soon as you know that's where she's going. Hell, if you can cut her off somewhere in the segment of "saying I'm," do so.
They want to hear it so bad, give it to 'em. Just do it with a face that they can't tell is being smart-ass or not. And put a "just kidding" elbow out to guard for when they smack you (often a body shot), and be sure to give that "just kidding" smile/chuckle thing to go with it.
Why?
They want to hear it so bad, give it to 'em. Just do it with a face that they can't tell is being smart-ass or not. And put a "just kidding" elbow out to guard for when they smack you (often a body shot), and be sure to give that "just kidding" smile/chuckle thing to go with it.
Why?
Yeah, see that? I'm on to you... ⌐_⌐Sades wrote:I sometimes use any of the "fat" lines [does my ass/legs/else look fat in this, does this make me look fat, are you saying I'm fat, etc] when I want to see men squirm, personally...