Ejector, the Epic F'n Toaster Bot!
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Ejector, the Epic F'n Toaster Bot!
So was out scoping for any new wave RoTF toys, and what do I see? The most F'n Epic Toaster Bot ever! I swear to God I laughed so hard when I saw this little joker.
(pic for reference, as I can't seem to find my camera atm)
So I picked Ejector up, and was thinking to myself, "Self, wtf is this guy?" He honest to God looks like a little fricken Goblin.
He's a Toaster Goblin! This little joker actually has a cool robot mode, and he turns into a fricken toaster!
Tell me that is not classic. Ok, so apparently he was spawned from when Sam dropped the Allspark fragment through the floor and it landed in the kitchen. Here's this little guy's bio:
Ejector
Decepticon
"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."
St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.
So not only is he this flame throwing goblin toaster bot, but he has flamethrowers to boot! Tell me that isn't F'n Epic.
So of course I had to pick him up, I got such a good laugh from it, I could not leave without this little guy. I seriously could see this lil feller running round getting pissed and burning everything in sight.
This little guy reminded me of the Pretzel cart video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHXJzA1Hn3o (can't remember the youtube code to embed) Someone seriously needs too make a video of Megs, Ejector and a bot like Computer Cart bot.
(pic for reference, as I can't seem to find my camera atm)
So I picked Ejector up, and was thinking to myself, "Self, wtf is this guy?" He honest to God looks like a little fricken Goblin.
He's a Toaster Goblin! This little joker actually has a cool robot mode, and he turns into a fricken toaster!
Tell me that is not classic. Ok, so apparently he was spawned from when Sam dropped the Allspark fragment through the floor and it landed in the kitchen. Here's this little guy's bio:
Ejector
Decepticon
"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."
St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.
So not only is he this flame throwing goblin toaster bot, but he has flamethrowers to boot! Tell me that isn't F'n Epic.
So of course I had to pick him up, I got such a good laugh from it, I could not leave without this little guy. I seriously could see this lil feller running round getting pissed and burning everything in sight.
This little guy reminded me of the Pretzel cart video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHXJzA1Hn3o (can't remember the youtube code to embed) Someone seriously needs too make a video of Megs, Ejector and a bot like Computer Cart bot.
Savannahtron wrote: Ejector
Decepticon
"Born mindless and driven by the heat pulsing through his tiny body, Ejector knows nothing but how to burn. Even when he was a simple toaster burning things was what he did best. Now that he's got a simple mind of his own, and flamethrowers to go with it, he lives to torch everything around him."
St 2, Int 1, Sp 3, End 3, Rank 1, Courage 10 Fb 5, Sk 2.
(not my joke, btw)
Love him, he needs a movie all of his own.
Reminded me of this guy, so he might be missing an annoyance rating in his tech spec. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec
Reminded me of this guy, so he might be missing an annoyance rating in his tech spec. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec
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Comes from a Mountain Dew commercial that was promoting a contest for movie one. Shame they didn't include the fact that he likes Mountain Dew in the tech specs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOswpxjIYrw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOswpxjIYrw
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I never said they were more realistic, just that they existed. Just FYI.
Me want Ejector now. Looks cool.
EDIT: Here: http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/radicons- ... ntout.html
Me want Ejector now. Looks cool.
EDIT: Here: http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/radicons- ... ntout.html
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Was kinda liking the look of him til I noticed the plug cord in that second picture with the paper toast.
Very dodgy.
Very dodgy.
Loss of job. Will sell for food here.
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