The Big Birthday Thread
Nah, I don't feel that bad. Sorta fat and squishy around the midsection, but eh.
It's Halloween(ish)! Enjoy the fresh breath of cliché. Breathe it in. At least it's not a pumpkin.
It's Halloween(ish)! Enjoy the fresh breath of cliché. Breathe it in. At least it's not a pumpkin.
This is my signature. My wasted space. My little corner. You can't have it. It's mine. I can write whatever I want. And I have!
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Many Happy Returns to that splendid chap VeryTired. A pox on the people you despise
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Who's that guy over there? Oh, its Another TF Fan. And here's Mr. Trent Reznor to sing you a Birthday song!
You let me violate you,
You let me desecrate you,
You let me penetrate you,
You let me complicate you.
(Heeeelp me) I'm broke upon my insides,
(Heeeelp me) I've got no soul to sell,
(Heeeelp me) The only thing that works for me,
Is to wish Another TF Fan a Happy Birthday!
And for your present here's an Animal,
Don't let it eat you from the inside.
Because its a rather dangerous ANIMAL!
Its got fur, two eyes and is clawed.
If you like you can call him GOD!
You let me violate you,
You let me desecrate you,
You let me penetrate you,
You let me complicate you.
(Heeeelp me) I'm broke upon my insides,
(Heeeelp me) I've got no soul to sell,
(Heeeelp me) The only thing that works for me,
Is to wish Another TF Fan a Happy Birthday!
And for your present here's an Animal,
Don't let it eat you from the inside.
Because its a rather dangerous ANIMAL!
Its got fur, two eyes and is clawed.
If you like you can call him GOD!