Heavy Metal War!

Shockmeister · Post by **Shockmeister** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:52 am

Originally posted by Cyberstrike nTo
I know everything he knew and more.
I have all of his money and more.

Do you havve hiss bad haircut...and more?

Do you havve hiss utter lack off anythhing ressembling talent...and more?

Do you havve hiss propenssity ffor ordering ludicrouss ssteel-meshh-chicken-ffinger rope-on-a-donkey'ss-arsse table match-type sstipulationss...AND MORE?!

Iff you ansswered 'yess' to any off thhe abovve...I am ssuddenly quite ffearfful ffor my ssanity.

Erm, evven thhough I appear to be inssane. Thhat iss how bad thhiss ssituation could be.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:29 pm

Originally posted by Cyberstrike nTo
I am the evolution of the man who one knew as Cyberstrike.

As the slug evolved into the snail, folks.

I know everything he knew and more.

As the average toddler does, folks.

I have all of his money and more.

And yet he still can't buy a break or some talent, folks.

I was him but not anymore.

Because let's face it, would you really want to be?

As for the rest you'll have to watch at AWF Warzone.

Sorry, I have an attack of narcolepsy scheduled for that timeslot...