We love you Ashlee Simpson!

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:23 am

BWHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

Post by **Hound** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:01 am

Link doesn't work...

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:08 am

Originally posted by Hound
Link doesn't work...

works for me

Post by **Hound** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:34 am

Ah, got it to work!

Heh, I can't say I'm even slightly surprised... :\

Sir Auros · Post by **Sir Auros** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:45 am

WTF?

Was there any explanation for that?

On the subject though, I think she's dog-ass ugly even with makeup on where at least her sister is only ugly without makeup.

EDIT - Ah, saw an article on Fark. Couldn't tell from the video what was going on other than her leaving the stage.

Blues Clues · Post by **Blues Clues** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:30 pm

I can't understand the point in lip-synching. I'd have thought it'd be easier to actually sing than to try to match your mouth movements to the song. You only have to be slightly out of time for people to realise you're lip-synching and that looks worse than actually singing it and f*cking up.

Gesani · Post by **Gesani** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:16 pm

you mean you thought she didnt lip-sync?.. to bad i missed that last night.

of ocurse its probally amazing how many bands lipsync without anyone knowing..

Dead Pool · Post by **Dead Pool** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:29 pm

She actually resembles a human when she has blonde hair.

Although... I wonder what in the crap that little circus monkey jig is after she realizes that she was exposed? She wasn't able to scream in rage, so instead she shimmies like an epileptic chimp?
That is probably the most embarassing part right there, more so than her lip-syncing revelation.

Skystream · Post by **Skystream** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:54 pm

Meh, never liked her music anyway. Can't stand people who go nasal when they sing.

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:49 pm

In the key of fake

Teen songbird Ashlee Simpson had a microphone malfunction on "Saturday Night Live" last night, scurrying off stage when a production glitch caught her lip-synching the wrong tune.
The pop star, younger sister of singer and TV star Jessica Simpson, sounded great belting out "Pieces of Me" in her first segment on the show. It was the same song that she butchered at August's MTV Music Video Awards, drawing withering reviews for a flat, out of key performance.

But the triumphant moment turned into a debacle when she came out to debut the song "Autobiography" for a second set. But whoever was responsible for piping in a studio-engineered rendition for Simpson to mouth screwed up, playing "Pieces" once again.

The raven-haired beauty hopped around briefly, then slinked off the stage as her hapless band half-heartedly faked away. It didn't take long for critics to vent their rage on Ashlee Simpson's official Web site.

"Finally, you're exposed for the fraud that you are," wrote an E-mail poster named drdrewby minutes after the embarrassing performance. "You have cheated your fans and people who actually thought that you had a lick of talent. You should quit the music business because you are now and always will be a complete and utter joke."

Said CowboyJeff99: "I knew she sounded like crap live, so I was 'wondering' what was going on when her voice sounded just like the radio edit."

When the cast of the live show came out to bid the audience good night, actor Jude Law tried to explain Simpson's slipup.

"What can I say folks, live TV," Law shrugged.

A still-humiliated Simpson apologized to her fans - and blamed her band for playing the wrong song.

Greg Wilson

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/ ... 0457c.html

Baxter · Post by **Baxter** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:43 pm

So she blamed the band for playing the wrong song?

They were obviously faking it, and she blamed the band.

****ing Diva.

Elita-One · Post by **Elita-One** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:11 pm

Originally posted by Baxter

They were obviously faking it, and she blamed the band.

The band sounded damn good to me

Originally posted by Baxter

****ing Diva.

No, she is just trying to be like her big sister, who also wishes to be a ****ing Diva.

Amarant Odinson · Post by **Amarant Odinson** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:22 pm

See kids, This is why pop music will always be crap.

Gesani · Post by **Gesani** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:42 pm

theres a name comeing to mind... what what... MILLI VANILLI!!!

Looks like shes gonna have to go back to her tv show and cancel all her tours.. well maybe she will stop her tv shows too? Well we can hope...

homerbot · Post by **homerbot** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:50 pm

don't know about ashlee, but my mom wants to behead jessica

Elita-One · Post by **Elita-One** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:15 am

Originally posted by homerbot
don't know about ashlee, but my mom wants to behead jessica

IMO, behead them both!! Save our ears.

Alpha Trion · Post by **Alpha Trion** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:33 am

Originally posted by Sir Auros
On the subject though, I think she's dog-ass ugly even with makeup on where at least her sister is only ugly without makeup.

Ashlee actually looked normal when she had blonde hair. Jessica Simpson is ferociously ugly; her face is more masculine than her husband's.

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:52 am

I'd do them both, in any hole of their body.

Ultimate Weapon · Post by **Ultimate Weapon** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:22 am

Originally posted by Claypool
I'd do them both, in any hole of their body.

The earhole?

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:00 am

Originally posted by Ultimate Weapon
The earhole?

if it fits, it goes.