The American Thread...

Alpha Trion · Post by **Alpha Trion** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:30 am

The damn Brits and Canadians have had their own threads, and now its our turn!

Post by **Denyer** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:48 am

A real triumph of content over style so far...

Sir Auros · Post by **Sir Auros** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:50 am

Ack, they've invaded already!

Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:58 am

Just like so much American stuff...cheap ripoff of the original. And this coming from a proud American, no less!

RCOSD · Post by **RCOSD** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:24 am

I am Scottish, Not American

Blaster_86 · Post by **Blaster_86** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:27 am

Alright Canadians our finest hour. We are going to invade something American (this thread) then annex it into Canada. CHARGE!

RCOSD · Post by **RCOSD** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:31 am

Originally posted by Blaster_86
Alright Canadians our finest hour.

Some hour you lot have

Garand · Post by **Garand** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:52 am

ssppt.. Blaster.. America is to the South of Canada.. you're going the wrong way..

Alpha Trion · Post by **Alpha Trion** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:58 am

*tells Congress that Canada must be annexed if the Canadians can't tell north from south*
I never realized they were that dense...

BigMaki · Post by **BigMaki** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:02 am

Proud to be an American most of the time. Except maybe when I hear that damn Lee Greenwood song. Or when my current president says something goofy. Or when my former president nails some fat ugly intern. In spite of that, I like being an American. I even get to carry an American Express card!

Sorry for the pointless babble. America rules. Insomnia sucks. Good night...

Congress · Post by **Congress** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:11 am

*hears Alpha Trion, annexes Canada*

Claypool · Post by **Claypool** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:38 am

uh....i wish I wasnt American, I wish i was one of thoes people who are african who's culture consists of having as much sex with all the girls in the villiage, I wish USA was like that......*dreams about being president*

Unicron · Post by **Unicron** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:56 am

Originally posted by Claypool
*dreams about being president*

*Dreams about throwing Claypool off a cliff, should that ever happen*

Alpha Trion · Post by **Alpha Trion** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 6:25 am

Originally posted by Claypool
uh....i wish I wasnt American, I wish i was one of thoes people who are african who's culture consists of having as much sex with all the girls in the villiage, I wish USA was like that......*dreams about being president*

Than by all means, move to Africa!
*realizes there's no Internet access in said African villages, laughs*

Blaster_86 · Post by **Blaster_86** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 6:29 am

I know the direction to America... we just wanted to get some Canadian beer from northern Canada cause we'd die without it down in the states

And errr SADIE WAS NAVIGATING US!

Post by **Denyer** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 2:01 pm

Originally posted by Congress
*hears Alpha Trion, annexes Canada*

Someone has too much time on their hands, yesssss...

Starscreamsghost · Post by **Starscreamsghost** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 2:08 pm

Ah, the beautiful American thread, a land of prosperity, fame, glory, and gratuitous sex scenes on network TV....

Scarrita · Post by **Scarrita** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 2:23 pm

Originally posted by Starscreamsghost
Ah, the beautiful American thread, a land of prosperity, fame, glory, and gratuitous sex scenes on network TV....

Come, come now. You mustn't forget the gratuitous violence on TV as well. Other countries might think we're slipping.

Shrapnel Clone · Post by **Shrapnel Clone** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:58 pm

American thread? That's it, I'm suing*...

*That's what Americans appear to be doing all the time. And for more stupid things than this, too.

BigMaki · Post by **BigMaki** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:23 pm

Originally posted by Kickback
American thread? That's it, I'm suing*...

*That's what Americans appear to be doing all the time. And for more stupid things than this, too.

Hey, it's the American way! What a country! I just got grape jelly on my pants! I deserve a $300 million settlement since grape jelly manufacturers destroyed my favorite pair of pants by not making stain-proof jelly. And where's the warning label on the jar that says, "Caution: may stain pants"? I should make it $400 million, just for that...